An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .
We need more information. Chief Wiggum Very well. It s buried at 4723 Maple Valley Road. [Silence] [Theatrical Sigh] You take Highway 201 south for fifteen minutes. You take a left . . . a left! Malloy I had a long day planned today and then I had to take my mom to the emergency room at 9:30 in the morning for an infected cat bite (she s fine), which means I get to do much of what I had planned…
Do the toilets go backwards here? Bart Simpson “No, to combat homesickness we’ve installed a device that makes them swirl the correct, American way.” – Amb. Avril Ward
“I’m sorry, I can’t divulge information about that customer’s secret, illegal account. . . . Oh, crap, I shouldn’t have said he was a customer. . . . Oh, crap, I shouldn’t have said it was a secret. . . . Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn’t have said it was illegal. . . . Ah, it’s too hot today.” – Cayman Islands Offshore Banker
“You see anything yet?” – Chief Wiggum “Nothing, captain. Somebody took all the beer and cold cuts.” – Lou “That’s it. I’m not even casting off until we go to the store.” – Chief Wiggum
“More friends! More allies! More, I say! Hang those who talk of less! There s a few inches over here! Ho!” – Martin Prince
I just want to entertain! Itchy Actor As you may have noticed, this have not gotten off to the smoothest restart here. An annoying irony is I spent quite a bit of time the last two days working on a blog post, but it s for work. What I wanted to be doing was a compare contrast with Disclosure Day and either E.T. or Close Encounters of the Third Kind, sigh. On the book front, the first chapter went…
“They say he carved it himself, from a bigger spoon.” – Lenny
“Everyone likes Whacking Day, but I hate it. Is there something wrong with me?” – Lisa Simpson “Yes, honey.” – Homer Simpson
“Yeah, it’s a good idea, Homer, but they’ve already made some movies about World War II.” – Drunken Troy McClure Aw, hell . . . well, what about Dracula? Homer Simpson
You can t escape, Bob! If the tennis rackets don t get you, the pool skimmers will! Bart Simpson There is a dull but unpleasant feeling to being unexpectedly disappointed by a movie one had hoped to enjoy. This feeling is different depending on the kind of movie: a comedy that fails because the jokes fall flat doesn t feel the same as a costume drama where the leads are weak or a documentary that…