Too Many...

For context: https://www.thepetitionsite.com/983/601/926/dogs-were-left-to-starve-and-die-at-a-fake-rescue-organization/

YOU! YOU ALLOWED THIS TO HAPPEN!

No, no, no - you will not appease me with any of the frivolous and inept attempts at maintaining the status quo you call “apologies”! Not this time!

This catastrophic event would not have occurred if you had more concern for the canine race than you seem to have. You are fortunate that I reserve use of the top end of my superpowers for the truly evil things on this planet- otherwise…

I don’t know exactly where this “Tyler County” is- but, clearly, I need to pay more attention to it. It has shown itself to be a massive hive of scum and villany!

Over a hundred of my kind detained without sustenance or comfort- in a setting where this, theoretically, was supposed to exist. And a goodly percentage of them now deceased…

This must be avenged!

What were you thinking, allowing these idiotic fools to get away with this? Do you not even have the smallest amount of respect for us?

Not even the smallest amount of respect for me? If I had known of this from the start, I would so gladly have destroyed it. Oh, yes…

Were it not for the proliferation of these organizations, legal and otherwise, there would not be amongst us canines those who are of the most loathsome, unethical, unclean and mentally deformed natures! And I would not have to deal with the enemies of mine who came of age under these conditions- but that’s neither here nor there for now…

You must understand this.

When I first gained my powers and then established my heroic career, I knew full well of these institutions, and I vowed to wipe as many from the face of the earth as I could.

Why, my first big brush with your media was after I had liberated the inmates of one organization and flogged its operators within an inch of their lives with my substantial strength. And it wasn’t a positive one.

I will not answer to any sort of babyish prattle of the kind I experienced from those reporters again!

And the headline they used!

WHO’S A GOOD GIRL? THIS ONE.

I was trying to act seriously, and you trivialized me!

It was only after that when I started making the acquaintance of humans in the civic and state governments who saw I was serious and treated me that way- and forced the press to do likewise.

I repeat: this would not have happened had you not allowed it. If you had spent more time amongst us outside that of the wretched “master”/”pet” dichotomy, learned the true meanings behind our barks, growls, snarls and yips, came to appreciate how resourceful we truly are when we are what you condescendingly call “unhoused”, understood our sociopolitical concerns as we and not you know them- well, things would be a lot difference for us all, wouldn’t it?

Anyway, I have to go- I’m “hanging” with the other members of my superhero team- which includes two of the very few of you who tried to meet me at my intellectual level and succeeded. There are such creatures.

You are on notice, human race. If you don’t do something about making these monstrosities cease forever, then I will. And you won’t like what I do to stop them…

Cerberus often shoots off her mouth:

How DARE you!

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Feb 24

I, Cerberus, the mightiest puppy in the universe, cannot even begin to explain the enormous amount of rage I feel at the human race at this moment.