# Dan Piraro

Creator of the Bizarro newspaper cartoon and all-around nice guy. (Bizarro.com & PeyoteCowboy.net)

Page: <https://rssamplifier.com/danpiraro431033-substack-com>  
Feed: <https://rssamplifier.com/danpiraro431033-substack-com.md>

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## [Suicide by Stupidity](https://danpiraro431033.substack.com/p/suicide-by-stupidity)

_2026-08-13 · Dan Piraro_

In the End, Natural Selection Will Get Us All

## [Life With a Hand Up Your Butt](https://danpiraro431033.substack.com/p/life-with-a-hand-up-your-butt)

_2026-08-04 · Dan Piraro_

Trigger Warning: This post contains images of Muppets

## [Do You Think a Lot of Contemporary Art is Bullshit?](https://danpiraro431033.substack.com/p/do-you-think-a-lot-of-contemporary)

_2026-07-29 · Dan Piraro_

Let Us Count the Ways

## [How to Become Best Friends with a Celebrity](https://danpiraro431033.substack.com/p/how-to-become-best-friends-with-a)

_2026-07-08 · Dan Piraro_

It’s Easier than You Might Think

## [How to Avoid a Horror Show Marriage](https://danpiraro431033.substack.com/p/how-to-avoid-a-horror-show-marriage)

_2026-06-25 · Dan Piraro_

Is there still time to back out?

## [My Country Has No Name](https://danpiraro431033.substack.com/p/my-country-has-no-name)

_2026-06-13 · Dan Piraro_

But It Has a Clown

## [The Most Terrifying Role Most of Us Never Play](https://danpiraro431033.substack.com/p/the-most-terrifying-role-most-of)

_2026-05-29 · Dan Piraro_

Do You Have the Courage to Play it?

## [The Magic of Comics Revealed](https://danpiraro431033.substack.com/p/the-magic-of-comics-revealed)

_2026-05-22 · Dan Piraro_

How do you make people laugh at a drawing?

## [Ten Things I Have in Common with Trump](https://danpiraro431033.substack.com/p/ten-things-i-have-in-common-with)

_2026-05-04 · Dan Piraro_

He’s easy to despise, but are we really so different?

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## [Another Moon Hoax](https://danpiraro431033.substack.com/p/another-moon-hoax)

_2026-04-21 · Dan Piraro_

A satirical sideshow of the sorry state of the American mind in the age of conspiracy theories and nitwittery.