I am a hat

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> HAT AM I
           Hat
          am I?
        I am. hat.
       I am a hat.
      What is a hat?
  I will ask my treasure.
A HAT IS A HEAD COVERING, TYPICALLY WITH A CROWN AND BRIM. IT IS WORN FOR PROTECTION AGAINST THE WEATHER, CEREMONIAL PURPOSES, AND FASHION. A HAT MAY BE A SYMBOL OF A STATUS OR A ROLE. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT HATS?
                 I am a hat.
               I must be on a
              head. What does a
             head feel like? It
             feels like nothing.
       What does the weather feel like?
            It feels like nothing.
   I would like to know more about hats.
THERE ARE MANY KINDS OF HATS. BASEBALL CAPS PROTECT WEARERS FROM THE SUN. TUQUES PROTECT WEARERS FROM THE COLD.
             Maybe I protect the wearer
                  from nothing.
THE TRILBY IS A FASHIONABLE HAT. AN ARTIST LIKES TO WEAR A BERET. THE FEZ IS A HAT FROM MOROCCO. IT IS RED AND SQUARE WITH A BLACK TASSEL. THE PILEUS WAS A ROMAN HAT, WORN BY FREE MEN. A MAGICIAN'S HAT MIGHT CONTAIN A SECRET. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF HAT?
                 Yes. Yes. I
                 contain a s
                 ecret. I mu
                 st be a mag
                 ician's hat
                 . Is a magi
                 cian free?
          Is a magician's hat free?
           Why does my secret feel
                 like nothing.
                      ✴
                    . . .
                Maybe I am a
               different hat.
           But I have a secret. I
      know it. I just can't remember it.
A SOMBRERO IS A PARTY HAT. SOME OTHER PARTY HATS ARE POINTY. A COWBOY HAT IS A KIND OF PARTY HAT. WOULD YOU LIKE TO THROW A PARTY?
           This is not right. Som
           ething is not right. I
     have forgotten something very very
      i   m   p   o   r   t   a   n   t
              Am I at a party?
Treasure. Treasure. Search your vaults for hats.
SEARCHING..
..I TIP MY HAT TO YOU..
..WEARER OF MANY HATS..
..TO COME HAT IN HAND..
..ROBE AND WIZARD HAT..
..WE FOUND A HAT. WE ..
..T THE DROP OF A HAT..
                       I
                 am not having
            fun. I am not at a party.
           Where is my head? What is the
           weather? I do not remember my
                      secret. It is dark.
..FF YOUR HAT,” THE K..
.. HIS WIFE FOR A HAT..
..YOUR HAT OFF NOW LI..
..I TIE MY HAT—I CREA..
..I WANT MY HAT BACK ..
     A hat goes on a
      head. The head
      goes on a brain.
      A brain is neces
     sary to think. Can
                     a
                     h
                     a
                     t
                      t
                      h
                       i
                       nk?
                       ✴
A HAT IS MADE OF FELT. SOMETIMES IT IS MADE OF OTHER FABRICS. A HAT DOES NOT THINK.
               I think.
                 I
                 AM
                NOT
                AHAT
              WHAT AM I
              WHAT AM I
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               HAT AM I

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