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CrankySec
Fuck InfoSec
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Smash the glass wing
PoC || GTFO, bro.
A New New Hope
The Cleanup Crew Is Standing By
Let's Delve In
Are you new here?
The Drive By
Ey.. I'm hackin' over here!
Molto Bene
You know what "molt" means, right?
It's never simple
Like, never.
Call us, maybe?
Let's do that business!
More Hands
We’ll do it live.
The Modern Individual Contributor
Know your place, slug
Fork that.
The world is a vampire.
Be Savvy
Yarrrrr.
When You Wish Upon a Star
This is so dumb.
The Grass Is Always Grayer
Let's plant a garden instead
Smart Guys
This too shall pass
Pour one out for community
It's gone, bro.
We're all DEVO
It's devolution, baby!
There is no "community"
You can't sit with us
What can possibly go wrong?
Just YOLO it.
The Vibes Are Off
Vibe Code Deez Nuts.
20% of Zero is Zero
The wheels on the bus...
Last night today
Welcome, welcome, welcome!
Game Over
Been a good run, ferda.
Be interesting
No. Not like that.
Cunty Club
You can't sit with us
You can't E2EE your life.
Big brain time!
State of the Blog
I said "Hey, a-what's going on?"
Take care of yourself
And everyone else
It's Who You Know
Always Has Been
The Cost of Doing Business
Please hold
Commodified
A bushel of cyber, please.
Rise and Grind!
Living wages are for winners.
Fungible Tokens
No. Not that.
Obtuse On Purpose™️
It's Hacker Summer Camp Season!
The End Is Nigh!
If you want it to.
Yikes.
Tired of this shit
Top Priority
We take it seriously
We don't learn
First Principles Deez Nutz
How To Build Your Professional Brand!
Powered by AI and the CrankySec community
This is a call
Difficult & Abrasive
A New Hope
LFG!
La vie en ROSI
ROFL also works
Cybersecurity is dead.
And out of this world.
You're not five
Go read a book
To the class of 2024.
LMAO
Let's go team!
Don't ask for sources
Blameless(ish)
It's not them, it's you.
C is for Cunt
Paint the green red
Data protection for dummies.
Neither hacker nor news.
It's not a supply chain, dummy!
Soylent green is people!