Dude (Acts Like A Lady)

The daily cognitive dissonance that we have to accept in order to live with Trump as a “leader” is staggering. The man has created his own reality and everyone in his cult happily joined him so that they could be bigoted without being judged for it.

Yet, from outside it is clear that everything Trump claims to despise in other people is a direct representation of something he despises about himself. In other words, he likes to project his shortcomings onto the other people around him and then attack them for it.

With that in mind, you can learn his true nature if you note what he says about himself and assume that the opposite is true.

For example, if he thinks he is short, he will say he is tall. If he thinks he is fat, he will say he is skinny. If he thinks he is dumb, he will tell you he is smart.

Every word, every boast, he is desperate for you to believe him because he doesn’t.

He has never been a “good-looking” man. He has never been a celebrity. He has never been a good businessman.

He will tell you those things, but they are objectively false.

You get the idea? Because we are about to go on a little voyage through the crap my brain has connected over the past few days because of this.

I won’t say that I know any of this to be true, however it is important to remember that only so many coincidences are possible before you start to break the laws of probability.

You see, I think Trump might be bisexual and all of the evidence has been right it our face for a very long time.

Let’s start with the more recent stuff. As his brain evaporates from syphillis, he is losing control of any filter he might have. He is attacking reporters with slurs instead of his normal ridiculous deflecting. He is speaking before his brain can say “that is weird, don’t say that”.

Case in point: the way he has talked about Jaxon Dart is both weird and gross. All he needs is a walker and he would be the creepy old guy from Family Guy who always trying to get Chris in his basement. It is both gross and weird and if I were Dart, I would ask him to stop talking about me.

But it is not even close to just that one thing. He has pointed attractive men (and women) at numerous points during rallies.

Usually the women are blondes and physically attractive and the men resemble something like a football player physique. It is almost as if he has a “type” of men that he prefers.

If you were just telling people they look nice, you wouldn’t always pick the big, hulking muscle bro. As Tormund said in Game of Thrones, “Jon Snow is pretty, but he is little”. Tom Cruise is another good-looking small guy.

Trump never picks a guy like that. It is always the big guy with the muscles.

If you read anything else that I write, do I even have to mention his dancing to his favorite song about gay guys at the gym?

Look, I am a musician. YMCA is a catchy, fun song that people enjoy dancing to sometimes. That alone, by itself, is not weird.

What stands out is the frequency with which he can be associated with that song and that song alone. Even if you have nearly every musician in the country tell you that you can’t play their music, you can still find something other than YMCA every once in awhile.

So he likes a dumb song, so what? Lots of us like dumb songs.

But think about when this song would have come out in his lifetime. How old was Trump when YMCA came out? What was he doing at the time to get attached to that song?

In 1978, when the song came out, he was 32 years old. Back then, being gay was hidden from everyone for the most part. If he liked women as much as he claims to, wouldn’t he have shunned that song when it came out?

I mean, by the 1990s, the only place you ever heard that song was at weddings and it is because everyone would still dance to it. It is not like it had any staying power, like a Beatles or Rolling Stones song people still listen to today.

Well, maybe he got wrapped up in Village People fever and it just stuck. Lots of straight people like the Village People (said no one ever).

But the song is just another piece of the puzzle. Almost every song you get attached to in your life has some meaning to you, specifically.

Trump lived in New York and was rich at the exact time that a place like Studio 54 was open in the city which is exactly when YMCA came out and was popular.

Now, all I know about that place is that they did lots of drugs and sex, supposedly. The venue doesn’t matter. That was the high class culture at the time, hedonistic and indulgent.

And clearly Trump enjoys that type of lifestyle because he still lives like that to this day. Supposedly, he never drinks, but he appears to be on drugs very often. There is even evidence of this from his first administration that no one was ever forced to explain. Who in the White House needed fentanyl patches in 2018?

Regardless, sometime in the 1990s I believe, he went on Howard Stern and said avoiding STDs in the 1980s was his personal “Vietnam”. That little conversation of his has always stuck with me because it is both silly and absurd.

But that was before I fully understood how he speaks. This is basically an admission that he has had STDs.

And this one idea is what brings all of my theories together to fully understand what I think is happening.

The Village People, the fawning over male football players, the sexual discussion of other men.

I mean, did you think I wasn’t going to mention how Trump told the world about Arnold Palmer’s dick for no other reason than he wanted to?

Ask yourself, when was the last time you heard a straight man talk excitedly about the size of another man’s junk?

When this happened, I figured he was just losing his mind from the syphillis and saying stuff that made no sense, but if he is bisexual, then it would make sense for him to be interested in that discussion regardless of how inappropriate it was.

When Trump was young, he was mentored in his method of bullshit by a guy named Roy Cohn. Cohn was notoriously a gay man and I believe he died from AIDS. After Cohn died, his next best friend was Jeffrey Epstein.

As “anti-gay” as the Republican party is, and as much as Trump says he “loves” women, why would he spend so much time with a gay man in the 1980s?

Why would you need that guy to teach you how to keep secrets and make up lies unless that guy had experience keeping the same secret?

The relationship between Trump and Cohn has always felt like a contradiction to me, but if you assume Trump is bisexual, the whole thing makes way more sense.

Syphillis is particularly dangerous because you can get it and not realize it. It is even more dangerous for people Trump’s age because it spread significantly in the 1980s and lots of older folks got it and did not realize it.

Usually those folks are poor and black in a place like Jackson, Mississippi, so they put a billboard up with the symptoms of advanced syphillis, including a rash and lesions on the hands.

The exact same rash you could see on Trump’s hands when he was going into court in 2024.

Now, when you get syphillis, it leaves a sore on your stuff. I figured out the syphillis from the billboard, but the question for me was always how. How did he get syphillis and have it long enough to have it advance, but he never saw the initial sore from the infection?

Well, if it is on your backside, it is going to be way harder to see. You might ignore it and then it goes away. At some point it pops back up and goes away again and then you forget about it.

And then the syphillis eats away your brain.

Do you see how one assumption starts to make everything fit together?

Let me take you way back to the first season of South Park. Does anyone else remember the NAMBLA episode? It felt outlandish then, but now it seems quaint.

NAMBLA stands for the North American Man Boy Love Association. You remember these winners? They wanted to date and marry young boys and thought everyone should be okay with it. I remember it because I was actually a young boy at the time and that was some shit I wanted no part of.

You know what else was going on at basically the exact same time as this? Fucking Jeffrey Epstein was planting his flag in Florida.

Think about what the atmosphere was like for people who were openly gay or bisexual back then. This was a decade before Obama would “evolve” on same-sex marriage. To say it was generally frowned-upon by some in society might be an understatement. Gay men like Matthew Shepard were attacked and murdered for their sexuality back then.

So, what happens if you like men, but you reputation does not allow for that? Those NAMBLA guys were after young boys because they couldn’t meet and date gay men their age.

Hey, just a sidenote, but when did Mike Johnson adopt that young black boy? Did it just happen to be around the late 90s?

Anyway, think about Trump’s birthday card for Epstein. You can look at his picture and see a young girl and read the words and know that Trump is definitely hiding something about his sexuality. That picture is not of a “woman” because as even Trump as pointed out in interviews, women have breasts.

If people can’t know you are gay, but you don’t like women, you do the same thing the NAMBLA guys did. You prey on children.

Trump has had to hide in the closet for three decades now to protect his reputation because anything related to homosexuality is shunned by people in the Republican party. Those stunted cavemen want to readdress interracial marriage after they get rid of gay marriage. Clarence Thomas has said as much. You know, the guy who is famously interracially married to woman who attempted to overthrow the government.

Have you ever noticed how Trump only ever attacks women for their appearance and he never calls men “piggy” or “ugly”? His recent rage at Kaitlin Collins is unmatched in terms of a male reporter.

When I told my mom what I was writing about, that I thought Trump liked men, she said, “Well, he sure seems to hate women.” That statement has so much truth to it, I had to include it here.

Trump’s favorite group of people to attack is women, but he never seems to do the same thing to man. I have always thought it was because men intimidated him, but maybe it is because he likes the men.

Guys, imagine you are a CEO meeting with reporters. An attractive female reporter asks you a tough question. If you think she is cute, it is immediately harder for you to be mean or talk to her like you would another man. In those situations, your subconscious reacts first.

With Trump, it is always two-sided. He attacks the women for their looks and he attacks the men for whatever network they work for.

What else is there? What more evidence could exist?

Well, did we ever get an answer to what “blowing Bubba” was referring to? I mean, it would seem like he blew Bill Clinton, but I am not sure Clinton would be down for that. However, it has to be referencing something because Trump has before decided to show off his blowjob skills with a microphone.

Who does that in a room full of people? I mean, first off, that is horrible for the microphone and it makes an awful sound in the speakers, so why do it? To get a laugh?

Is he so criminally stupid that faking a blowjob is the only way he can get a laugh? Yes, or he felt comfortable faking it because he knew what to do.

Either way, is this something a straight man would ever do? Not without expecting to be called gay forever. But his folks laughed and no one even realized what they were laughing at.

Start thinking about all the weird stuff he says and does from a lens of “Trump is bisexual” and things really start to fit together.

Phantom of the Opera, tacky gold and his focus on interior decorating. His focus on exterior decorating. His discussion of men like Putin in terms of being “strong” or “good-looking”. How many men has he called “attractive” repeatedly?

These actions are not normal for straight men. Taken individually, it can all look innocent, but remember what I said about coincidences. There are only so many allowed before it becomes a pattern that implies something more.

He does not behave like a man who is attracted to women. Look how he behaves with the woman who is supposed to be his wife. If you didn’t know, you would never assume they are married. They are more than 30 years different in age and you never see either of them act like there is any physical attraction there.

Don’t get me wrong, it is clear his “best days” have passed, but she is still a decent-looking middle-aged woman, even if that is her only positive characteristic. You can tell that anything physical between those two people is contractual and not out of love or lust.

Spouses or people in relationships that are healthy will naturally show it. Say what you want about the Obamas, Barack and Michelle are in love and you can see it without them telling you.

Trump and Melania never look at each other the way the Obamas do. Same goes for the Bidens. Pete Buttigieg and his husband. Colin Jost and Scarlet Johannsen.

You don’t have to look hard to see there is nothing there.

Now, before I go, I want to point out one last bit of evidence that I recognized today. This essentially sealed the deal for me because the number of coincidences seems so vast that I am unable to present an exhaustive list.

You guys, think about the men who are the biggest closet cases in government. Who do they always support unconditionally even though they are actively voting against their true nature?

First on that list is Lindsey Graham. You cannot tell me that this man has never in his life met a woman that he likes. He is not somehow unfortunately single at age 70 or whatever. I have never seen Graham with a woman of any kind nor seen him show any type of understanding of females whatsoever. He is clearly gay and hiding it from either himself and/or everyone else.

And who does Lindsey Graham always support unconditionally, no matter what he says or does? Is Trump just blackmailing him or is it something else?

Number two: Mike Johnson. This guy lived with a male roommate who answered the door in his underwear. Nothing gay about that at all. Us guys know that we walk around each other in our underwear all the time. (Not really, because we have no interest in seeing each other’s junk)

Who does Mike Johnson always bow to? His fellow closet-dweller.

Or what about always reliable “straight guys like butt stuff” Benny Johnson? Is Trump blackmailing him too or does Benny see in Trump what he sees in himself?

What could be in the Epstein files that could be so important to remain hidden? Trump has seen that some of the most salacious accusations will be glossed over by his supporters. What allegations could exist that would still manage to damage him more than hiding the files already has?

Maybe if the world found out that his little “secret” was as much about little boys as it was little girls, he might have trouble deflecting that. Maybe it is something worse, but the choice itself implies that the hidden truth must be worse.

What could be worse than the god-fearing Evangelicals finding out Trump likes men? How might that one remaining demographic he still fully controls deal with the idea of their orange godking getting pounded by the Giants offensive line and enjoying it. How might that fit with their worldview?

However, if the last decade of my life has been corrupted by nonsense because a pathetic old man is incapable of being secure in his sexuality, I cannot explain the level of ire I will have for every single ridiculous person who allowed this charade to go on.

These people have treated us like puppets in a pretend game where they get to attack others for the simple pleasure of existing without self-disgust. Andy Ogles feels comfortable enough to directly attack homosexuality while people in Trump’s administration are openly gay.

Why? My assumption would be that it is a self-admission of some type of guilt.

The only time gay people are on my mind is when someone is talking shit about them. Otherwise, other people being gay has no impact on my life. Why is Ogles even thinking about it?

I am over here thinking about Playstation games and what to make for dinner and what movies I want to see. Who fucking cares what other people do?

Only the ones who are hiding something and know that Trump will help them keep it hidden.

Is he America’s first bisexual president? Maybe, maybe not. Either way, the amount of evidence that Trump has a thing for dudes is certainly larger than Arnold Palmer’s dick.

• Dr. C