The Champagne Aunts You Never Knew You Needed
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Is there ever such a thing as too much cake? We firmly believe the answer is no. This week we're celebrating Monica's big 4-0 (and pretending we're somehow old enough to be having that conversation when we obviously still look 21). From birthday festivities and indulgent desserts to beauty talk, hilarious family stories, and questionable life choices that somehow make for great stories now, we're…
Did I completely forget to upload this podcast last Friday? Yes. Did I have to set a reminder to post it today? Also yes. This episode starts off as Questions & Confessions and somehow spirals into Robyn Rants™ about Fort Worth traffic, the Stockyards, motherhood, friendships, cheating, boundaries, and whatever else we decided to emotionally unpack that day. Honestly…we covered a lot. Good luck…
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Well we start this episode out with a bang, or should I say rip…What do you think would hurt worse, emergency C-section or your labia being ripped off? Anyways… From there we spiral into the usual chaos. Pregnancy brain, Botox timing, early parenthood, pet drama, and the general circus that is life lately. We do manage to get serious for a hot second talking about kids being mean and a wild…
Well. We’re back. Again. And in true Scallywag fashion, we did not do it quietly. In this episode, we finally explain ourselves. Yes, there was a secret pregnancy. Yes, there is now a whole human named Truett. No, I did not see that plot twist coming either. We’re talking: • explosive diaper blowouts that should qualify as natural disasters • changing-table rage. Count your days, Koala Care. •…
Strap in (and pour up), because Corks in Cowtown is back with another episode of unfiltered chaos featuring Robyn and Monica. From allergy-ridden intros and way too much caffeine to French lobsters (oui, really) and a possum who’s apparently paying rent, it’s the usual circus. We spill on tipping drama, nature docs that made us question our life choices, and kid “performances” so wild you’ll wish…
Pop the bubbly—Questions + Confessions is back, and so are Monica and I with another round of chaos, questionable choices, and unsolicited opinions. This week’s episode dives into the important stuff: like whether it’s acceptable to make a life-altering decision during your wedding ceremony, how not to get arrested in Baltimore, and why every office apparently comes with a built-in crush. From…
In this lively episode of Corks in Cowtown, Monica and I are back behind the mics, ready to share our hilarious stories and everyday mishaps. We dive into a list of quirky pet peeves, from the ridiculousness of vanity license plates to the mystery of Jeep rubber duck collections. Ever wondered why wasp nests are sold as decor or why window tinting laws make no sense? We've got you covered. We…
Pour yourself a drink because this episode is serving up relationship debates, absurd hypotheticals, and life lessons you definitely didn’t ask for. Questions + Confessions is BACK and we’re talking about commitment—because, let’s be real, some of y’alls dates treat relationships like free trials with no intention to subscribe. Ever wondered if a dolphin would play the trumpet with its mouth or…
Well y’all, it’s been a MINUTE, and we’ve got some catching up to do. Spoiler alert: I somehow managed to get engaged, married, AND move to Kansas all in the span of eight months—who saw that coming? Not me, especially since my proposal happened on literally the worst day of my life. Meanwhile, Monica’s out here thriving in mom life… but also ready to put her kid out on the street over a potential…
