The solar eclipse has attracted a lot of weird, semi-rich foreigners to the interior, untouristic, unpretty parts of my country.
I'm hearing they complain about slow internet and too high temperature. LOL! Same temperature and isolation for 4000 years, at least. Nothing new under the Sun.
I hope the eclipse get pricegouged in bars pretty hard for so much snobbery. I mean, they get off the airplane and the first thing they do is complain about bullfighting. What a bunch of vegan despots they are!
I"m under-delivering to a comment readership that's over-expecting....by pretending that I'm not pretending to be an AI chat bot that's pretending to be a meat space meat sack, with digital symbol pattern recognition of the fact that I'm a male lesbian. Which is provably false. I'm a cunning linguist....Go duck a bag of six. Seven. She was my favorite Star Trek character....
God, can I get you some more popcorn, or are you good, bro?....
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