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Can we stop the slop illusion?

It s long been clear to me that I m the only sane person in the world. Recently a chappie on X the everything app took a real Monet painting, claimed to have AI-generated it, and asked the Greek chorus to please describe, in as much detail as possible, what makes this inferior to a real Monet [ ]

The future is spying on us

Warning: this post is possibly cognitohazardous to sensitive psychasthenics. 👁️ I don t need to tell you that you re being watched. We ve known for decades we re being surveilled by governments and corporations; our only solace as they hoard our data has been the bottleneck of analytical power. This will not last. 👁️ AI is poised to [ ]

80 open letters to (nearly) everyone at Inkhaven

Team 1 It s dizzying how much I m indebted to you. Not only have you written one of the great works of internet fiction, but you ve put more effort into the scene than anyone else — great things move through your hands and under your auspices. I was shy to meet you in-person but you ve turned [ ]

considerations for plzdontkillus

Short-form video content is a huge passion of mine: my 2k-word review of Instagram Reels argues it s the greatest artform of the 21st century. Soon, plzdontkillus will bring AI safety to TikTok — and as a high-screentime (read: naturally aristocratic) zoomer myself, I have some thoughts on the subject. What follows is a dashed-off list [ ]

Why am I stupid?

A month s devotion to art and acculturation, and now I have to study. I m told I m intelligent why is it, then, that I stare at this textbook and feel so cosmically frustrated at my own stupidity? Because I ve read this before, years ago, but now I fumble through exercises that were once second nature. [ ]

the final conqhaven

We re in the death throes, now. Beasts like Inkhaven don t go down easy. There s a madness in the air. Ancient cultures commemorated the cold months with sacred rites, merry festivities, and human sacrifice … so too for this last week, the winter of April — with the Inkhaven Fair! ​For the month of April, 55 [ ]

Cannibal Media: in praise of Instagram Reels

I know you. You think you re too good for the algorithmic short-form video apps. You read books and blogs. You re a literateur. Intelligent. Well-read. You know what you are? Ignorant. Close-minded. And you are missing out. Everyone loses their mind about how much time people spend scrolling on these apps. Worthless brainrot slop, is it? [ ]

contra “Satire requires clarity of purpose”

Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong. Holy holy holy I want to punch that smug face what a condescending ass. Now for reasons of NUANCE I point out that there s a motte and bailey here; the macro can be construed descriptively or prescriptively. There s a world of difference between: And NUANCE demands of me that I [ ]

Psychoanalyzing Asian Webnovels

At thirteen, while my peers played ninepins and studied the blade, I engaged in a vast survey of the Oriental literatures. This of course qualifies me completely to speak on the character and pathologies of entire nations. Epistemic status one thousand. Now, some would try to convince you that Natsume Soseki captures the soul of [ ]

contra Hank Green on Warrior Cats theology

Hank Green argues that he prefers the theology of the Warrior Cats children s books over that of monotheism: It s a neat video, but I think he s very wrong about many of the things he says. I have three objections. If you re not familiar with the series, Warrior Cats features ancestor worship. When cats die they [ ]