Issue 15

concept temperature -15°

Is this a rhetorical question?
— Filiac

If we used a sonic weapon against our citizens, I am not the President anymore.1
— Aleksandar Vučić

These are turbulent times. History is in the making in many places. And when things are difficult, your parents taught you, it is important to maintain a sane mind through a sane body. It is time to do some sports!

With the MetaBall Series by WLFR you can have your own unique sports field or court in your back garden or in that empty hall you don't use for growing illegal plants anymore. There is an expanding collection of sports field designs. You get the lines of the field, but you have to use your imagination to come up with the rules.

Talking about history, did you ever realise that each historical moment is located at four coordinates on the spacetime continuum? Three for space and one for time.

Aligned with capitalism’s urge to commodotise everything we know, the brand new concept RGBT+ by CCPT lets you own these moments. For instance: when and where your favourite football team scored the winning goal in that important match.

When you buy a historical moment you receive an NFT of a coloured pixel representing it: the four spacetime coordinates are mapped onto the R (red), G (green), B (blue), and T (transparency) colour values of the pixel.

Several key historical moments are already RGBT+ and available for you to claim on our website. You can also order RGBT+ moments from your personal life.

One big problem in the world has been solved by our affiliate Snor de Kikker: cyclists. Install the Bicycle Grid that Snor invented and those gnarly people on two wheels will not enter your estate anymore. We installed it around our research facilities and are now able to do our important work without the distraction of icky cyclists.

Conceptus unus sumus,
The ConceptsAssociated team

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