# COCKSURE Opinions, advice, style and substance for those of us who know better. Page: Feed: --- ## [Top 10 Videos To Zazz Up Your Music Video Night](https://cocksure.substack.com/p/top-10-videos-to-zazz-up-your-music) _2026-08-19 · Dave Holmes_ Music Video YouTube Nights are officially A Thing. Here are a few curveballs that will turn your next one into a graduate-level seminar in sex, culture, and sweatpants sex culture. ## [Valley Rise Up: It’s 818 Day!](https://cocksure.substack.com/p/valley-rise-up-its-818-day) _2026-08-19 · Dave Holmes_ Today we celebrate my adopted home sprawl of unincorporated areas. ## [These Are Some Things I Learned Today](https://cocksure.substack.com/p/these-are-some-things-i-learned-today) _2026-07-20 · Dave Holmes_ Please do not read this until you are sitting down. ## [NoiseWeek July 17, 2026: Sunset Sinkhole Supreme](https://cocksure.substack.com/p/noiseweek-july-17-2026-sunset-sinkhole) _2026-07-17 · Dave Holmes_ An appreciation of Dave Kendall, a Swiss style icon, and the time Timothy Olyphant was nearly my cause of death. Plus other news of the week and music to make it go down smooth. ## [Brief Notes on Sex Kindergarten](https://cocksure.substack.com/p/brief-notes-on-sex-kindergarten) _2026-07-12 · Dave Holmes_ I chose to explore Love Island this summer, and it has me feeling a kind of way. ## [I like American music (and Glass Animals)](https://cocksure.substack.com/p/i-like-american-music-and-glass-animals) _2026-07-06 · Dave Holmes_ An epic playlist for a difficult American holiday and the scorching hot summer that is sure to follow. ## [Are These People Even Trying Anymore?](https://cocksure.substack.com/p/are-these-people-even-trying-anymore) _2026-06-25 · Dave Holmes_ Another anti-Talarico talking point has shown up at your door looking for food. Let’s roll up a newspaper and bop it on the nose. ## [Your Guide To The Most Dramatic Eurovision Grand Final EVER PROBABLY](https://cocksure.substack.com/p/your-guide-to-the-most-dramatic-eurovision) _2026-05-15 · Dave Holmes_ Dial in your signature spritz, because the world’s most shittering glitshow is BACK