Clown World Weekly Recap #3

For this edition of Clown World Recap, here are some of this week’s trending clown world news:

Clown World Today 🤡🌎@cwt_news

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6:05 PM · Dec 25, 2022

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This was just a part of a nine-page 'inclusive language guidance' delivered by the university. Instead of just enjoying the holidays, it appears some people prefer to keep busy policing the speech of others. They pretend the goals is to be “inclusive”, but the truth is they are just intolerant towards anything that deviates from their own religion of “wokeness”. There’s nothing wrong in wishing people a “Merry Christmas”, and there’s nothing less inclusive than trying to censor the traditions of others.

Clown World Today 🤡🌎@cwt_news

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4:39 PM · Dec 22, 2022

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It’s good to see that at least in the army they focus on the important things - the real challenges that the United States is facing. Maybe just call everyone “Comrade” to make it easier?

The U.S. Marine Corps has paid $2 MILLION to the University of Pittsburgh to study gender-integrated recruit training at the Marine Corps boot camps.

Yes, they needed to spend $2 million on a 738 pages long report to tell them that: “Employing gender-neutral identifiers eliminates the possibility of misgendering drill instructors, which can unintentionally offend or cause discord,” and that “Instead of saying ‘ma’am’ or ‘sir,’ recruits in these Services refer to their drill instructors using their ranks or roles followed by their last names.”

Your tax money well spent.

Clown World Today 🤡🌎@cwt_news

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6:39 PM · Dec 25, 2022

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So first of all, if you were wondering, they found out it is impossible to snap your fingers and make that snapping sound with a metal glove - $118K well spent to answer this burning question. And with the new $1.7 TRILLION budget the US government just passed, there’s a good reason to doubt this is the dumbest thing the government is pouring your tax money into.