Trump Badunkadonk

After a decade of him waddling into politics, the media has finally noticed that Donald Trump has a big ass.

Before leaving her role as White House press goon, Karoline Leavitt posted a video of Trump at an event that has a lot of people speculating about his ass. From the video, it appears that there is something bulbous around Trump's rear. Perhaps the best description I have read is that it looks like two people are in a horse costume.

Speculation as to why his ass is bulging includes the theories that there is some sort of contraption beneath the jacket, he is wearing a huge diaper, it’s a colostomy bag, it’s where he's hiding the Epstein files, or that his exit strategy from the Iran war is in there.

I think she was talking about something else, but Leavitt posted that it memorialized the “beautiful impromptu moment.” Talk about being an asskisser.

Some people wonder if it has something to do with the 80-year-old's health, which he is so secretive about. The White House has never explained the weird bruises on his hands or why he keeps falling asleep at public events, even denying that they are happening. Now, they get to be silent about the huge packaging around Trump's butt. Trump has a huge ass, but this is even shaped weird.

A recent poll by the Washington Post found that only 40% of respondents felt that Trump had the mental sharpness to serve as president. I know, right? That high?

Not only have liberal cartoonists known about Trump not having the mental sharpness to be president, but we've known for years about his huge ass and his weird stance.

Trump's ass is also a large enough place to hide his favorite commie dictator, Kim Jong-un.

In deference to the North Korean dictator, Trump has ordered the military to scale back war games with our South Korean allies. Trump is upset that they won't help him with his creative war with Iran, and he doesn't want to anger Kim.

So while Republicans and Fox News are fear-mongering about communism within the Democratic Party (note that it's the Democratic Party and not the Democrat Party), their Dear Leader is cozying up to a commie.

I understand if you do not want to spend a lot of time thinking about Donald Trump's ass, but what are your theories about this?

There are 77 days left until the midterms.

Creative note: my first inclination was to draw a cartoon pointing out the irony of Trump's relationship with Kim while MAGA is fear-mongering about communism, but I saw at least three other cartoons make that same point. I figured the world did not need a fourth.

Pizza:

This is the best cauliflower crust frozen pizza I have had so far. It's from California Pizza Kitchen, and yeah, it put the pepperoni and mushrooms on one side of the pizza and the sausage on the other, so it is just like carryout, but it was delicious. You even forget that the crust isn't real. I ate half of it last night and will devour the other half for supper tonight. Of course, I make a salad to go along with whatever I eat every evening.

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