soul-crushingly unoriginal trash hand-assembled letter by letter, brought to you by a chunk of coal -- _ current serial: wwyd if there was an alien invasi...
I have been carried away posting on my secondary blog, to the point of neglecting my main blog, which is the reason I was blogging in the first place. For that, I owe anyone that has been waiting for part IV of my alien invasion story a deep apology. I am sorry for messing up my priorities in posting on my blogs. Before I proceed with any new parts though, I have received feedback from people whom…
(This is the third part of the "wwyd if there was an alien invasion?" serial. If you want to read from the start here is part one . Check this page of contents for the whole chronology.) The last time i entered a laboratory was five years ago, as a member of a media entourage covering a self-proclaimed neuroscientific innovation. I was the guy making funny strips when they were still relevant - my…
not quite finished with part 3 of "wwyd if there was an alien invasion?" so i'm writing this to keep up my daily streak of posts. besides, i figure a proper introduction is in order. side note, if you want to read "wwyd if there was an alien invasion?" , check out this page of contents to see every part released thus far. hello. i am coal and this is my blog, chunk of coal . this is where i'm…
(This is the second part of the "wwyd if there was an alien invasion?" serial. If you want to read from the start here is part one . Check this page of contents for the whole chronology.) Hours later, I woke up on a long worn wooden table. The air was damp, the sky deep violet behind the black window grills and dusty stained glass. I slowly sat up and looked around the room. This was a fruitless…
I needed to kill an alien. The first problem I had was a lack of firearms. I know a gun means jack when I can't aim, but a stray is better than no stray. A stray could go anywhere. I don't know, maybe the lil fella wants to go looney toons and ricochet into a ufo cockpit, right into the cranium of one of them coneheads. Like that rifle round with JFK. Unfortunately i live in a tourist island with…