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A satirical look at the world of evangelical Christianity.

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That Charlie Kirk-Obsessed Froyo Shop in Idaho is Now Launching Franchises Nationwide

The owners of Grooveberries in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho made the announcement yesterday on The Charlie Kirk Show.

This Isn't Just a Crazy Christian Rapture Video

It’s about how closely the dark side of the American Dream and delusional evangelical Christianity can be intertwined.

EXCLUSIVE: Another Christian Militia Group Seems to Be Thriving in Colorado

Aside from fantasizing about dying in battle, they also seem prepared to take on aliens in Jesus’ name.

Weekly Recap: Questionable Christian Man vs. Women Singing in Church, Subway Preacher Takedown, and More!

It's been a hell of a week.

Todd Blanche Tells White House Faith Office That Abortion Will Be Banned Nationwide

"We’re working hand in hand with HHS and the FDA and the White House and President Trump’s team to get permanent solutions so that the Dobbs decision becomes permanent in every single state."

Not a Nightmare: Something Good for Change

The perfect video to watch on a Monday morning when the world feels like it’s falling apart.

EXCLUSIVE: This Secretive Christian Militia Group Is Expanding Across the U.S.

They wear masks like Patriot Front does and are very heavily-armed.

Weekly Recap: Christian Influencer Against Female Pleasure, Football Gloves for Jesus, Charlie Kirk’s Job in Heaven, and More!

It's been a hell of a week.

Anti-Gay Christian Influencer Says Watching Porn Makes You Trans and Gay

What are those sayings? Methinks he doth protest too much? Every accusation is a confession? I think both of those might apply here.

Christian Influencer Says Women Will Leave Men Who Go Down on Them

"She’s naturally going to lose respect for you..."