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It’s been two years since I last put to music things that confuse me. An update is long overdue. Let’s sing.
To the tune of My Favorite Things by Richard Rodgers & Oscar Hammerstein II.
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UFC matches are held at the White House Sexting with chatbots instead of your own spouse Everyone’s trying to become a brand These are a few things I don’t understand
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Face treatments involving the sperm from salmon Is anybody still playing backgammon? Dead species spawned from a DNA strand These are a few things I don’t understand
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Autistic children who are telepathic Half of our lives seem to be spent in traffic Why must I sunburn before I am tanned? These are a few things I don’t understand
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People claiming AI writing As their own is sad I wish I could fathom this one single thing Then I wouldn’t feel so bad
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Women are horny for gay hockey players Every street has 16 coffee purveyors Australian spiders as big as your hand These are a few things I don’t understand
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UFOs, aliens—when is disclosure? Kanye West’s wife’s going to die from exposure Too many chargers for every doodad These are a few things I don’t understand
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Two-factor authentication is murder When you get old you turn into a birder Waymos that drive people though they’re unmanned These are a few things I don’t understand
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Here on Substack Algorithms Tend to drive you mad I wish I could fathom this one single thing Then I wouldn’t feel so bad
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