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Chris Laker · chris laker - voice of a generation

rip to the legendary dolly parton. you can listen tot the podcast here, ive been attacked by gang of youths but im recovering because im very brave. lots of weird and bad news. rfk jr is not spreading diseases as far as i know and references to him spreading diseases or killing people are jokes. if you believe he has killed people that is you business. it has nothing to do with anything ive said. see ya -chris

i got mocked by a group of teenagers when i was running in the park. there was like a gaggle of them, at least 10. i avoided running by them at a different point in the park because i just clocked that there was a group of people and i dont want to deal with a group of people. i dont like groups. when people are out in a big group, they make a big show of it. like when theres a table with a lot of people at a restaurant, they change the whole dynamic in the room and they act like they own the place. i dont like groups. but then i end up on this path where i have to run by these kids. im not looking at them. i dont care if theyre doing drugs or anything. its not my business. i dont deal with kid world. but then they start mocking me by, like, pretending to run. and a couple of them are clapping, saying, keep going. but it was a real mocking kind of tone. i just kind of looked at them confused. i looked at one kid who had long hair with, like, the tips were blonde. all right, i would have done the same thing. i actually wouldnt have done the mocking. not at 16. it would have been younger. at 16, i wouldnt have messed with an adult. i didnt mess with random adults. i messed with teachers. but i would have been out with that group of kids who were mocking the adult. a few of them want to impress the rest of us by mocking the adult and hoping to get any type of angry reaction to then laugh at,. i wasnt even angry. i thought yeah, i would have been in that group and i would have had friends who did that. i would have laughed at it. i did really enjoy making adults mad up until a little bit past that age. i messed with teachers from fifth grade on through when i left high school. in college, its just not a thing. although teachers were frustrated with my lack of doing work. the first college i went to and the second. the third and the fourth colleges i did really well at though. so half, 50-50 on colleges. but yeah, i made a lot of teachers mad throughout my career as a middle school and high school student. and i enjoyed when they got mad. there was something about adult being angry at child. it gets less funny as it goes on. in seventh grade, i got some teachers so mad at me that i felt like they were yelling at me like they would yell at another adult. i took pleasure in it. so this was payback. now im at the other end. time comes for us all. just as those kids eventually will be doing something and some young people will then mock them. and hopefully theyll remember when they did it to me and said, you got me. time, you old son of a bitch. lets get to the news. duh, man.

dolly parton, country singer, actor, and philanthropist, dies aged 80

you probably already saw this on your phone. this is a phone alert death. im surprised i didnt see it when i woke up and opened my phone. rest in peace, dolly parton, one of the greats. a true legend. everybody loves dolly parton. thats sad.

andrew tate rented supercars to appear uber wealthy, says his lawyer

you gotta be kinda rich to rent those cars though, really. i mean, yeah, they werent as rich as that. i dont, the fact that they were just like flying around places and the, i didnt understand why they got their money to begin with. i never looked into it. any time a tate thing came up in my social media feed, i blocked it out because hes annoying to look at. theres brothers, theyre both annoying. i dont know much, i know theres trafficking charges and now theyre trying to act like theyre poor. if you have enough money to just be hanging out, going to ufc, flying here and there, you got dough. so hopefully people are suing them and they take whatever money they got. theyre probably hiding some money. but they rented the cars douchey looking cars. anybody that drives like a bugatti is a douche. they drive them around la to go to cvs and they look like a needy idiot. its inconvenient. youre annoying people. just get a regular car. that car is to be you kept in the garage and you polish it. when your friends come over, you say, hey, look at what i did. i bought a car that you really cant use to get around, but look at it. no, you gotta look at it and tell me that you love it. dont you wish you had it? youre jealous of me. thats all i want, is for people i know to be jealous of me. is that wrong? i thought thats why i had friends.

two people in pennsylvania have died from measles

someone should keep a running tally of the people that rfk jr. killed. not really. he didnt kill them, okay? this is, in my opinion, he contributed to the death of people, im being satirical. i think he might be, im not a doctor, he might be carrying every disease and spreading it. like a typhoid mary for every disease that exists. somehow he just keeps it wrapped up in that leathery skin. he travels around spreading every disease and saying, no vaccines, please, no vaccines. hes like a villain from an 80s kids movie where the villain is scarier than a kids movie villain should be. its not really written for kids. its at a kid level, but its too dark for kids. i cant think of one specifically. i remember renting these movies because, oh, this looks like a kid movie. and then its scary, but i wouldnt want to say it was scary because its a kids movie. and then i would act like i liked it. but yeah, he is that kind of villain. joking. hes not a real villain. hes not spreading diseases. but i think he looks like he could be. and everybody should get vaccinated. anybody listening to this, theres no anti-vaxxers listening to this show. and if you are, stop being anti-vaxxed. its stupid. youre dumb.

french tourist dies in death valley heat after vehicle gets stuck in mud

theyre serious when they call it death valley. its not like when you get a hot sauce that says, nuclear, its death valley because it kills people. it sounds hyperbolic, but its not, its real. so dont drive through there. its easy for me to say now that i see a person die driving through there. if somebody was asking me before, should i drive through death valley? i would say, i dont know, but im not going.

evacuations underway as fast growing texas ross fire explodes to 50,000 acres with just 5% containment

there has been a lot of wildfires and theres a lot of talk about the environment killing us. at least from the headlines that i read. the temperatures going up, all these fires, floods. but i watched an instagram reel yesterday where hunter biden said ai could figure out nuclear fusion or something that would save the environment. that or a mass extinction event. either one of those things could happen according to hunter biden. it was a very convincing instagram reel. but for right now we gotta deal with all these wildfires. the big ones that happened here in los angeles at the beginning of 2025 a lot of people lost their homes. i know several people who lost their houses and everything they own. its awful. and for all these people being evacuated now, just running from their homes, not knowing what theyre going to come back to, it must be very stressful. if people lose their homes, therell be funds and charities to give to, to help these people get through it. so hopefully hunter biden is right that ai will figure out whatever it is, the cold nuclear fusion, something like that. and the environment will just get better. because were not gonna do whatever you need to do to clean this up. all this stuffs gonna keep happening until the computer figures something out. hope it works out.

cia chief travels to moscow for unannounced talks, us media reports

thats weird. dont like the sound of that. yeah, i know, the russia thing, that was a big hoax. big hoax, russia gate. you kidding me? didnt you read the thing? nobody read the thing. i didnt read the thing, but i read things from people who read the thing and it wasnt a hoax. this sounds pretty fucking weird.

supreme court allows trump to pursue mail-in voting limits

that doesnt make any bit of sense to me. the elections are up to the states. i say these things because i hear them. i have no legal knowledge. it sounds bullshit. the supreme court has a pretty good track record of ruling against the law and for bullshit. so the post office isnt going to send out ballots now? ive been voting by mail-in ballot for years now. its very convenient. but now ill go to the polling place. whatever, dude. you think people arent gonna vote because they dont get a mail-in ballot? theyre still gonna be early voting. theyre gonna vote, you fucking maroon.

under trump, hundreds of american wild horses are being sold for as little as $25 and being sent to slaughter, report says

im really glad i dont eat meat right now. if you do eat meat and you notice the price of hamburger going down, now you know why.

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