im in the manosphere and ive got advice for all the troubled young men. also there is news: art heist, house heist, maybe an oil heist and more. listen here. see ya -chris
im thinking about getting into the manosphere. im just gonna say im in it if people ask. or ill bring it up casually. okay, im in the manosphere. when people say, oh, what do you do? oh, you know, im in the manosphere. i have a podcast, im in the manosphere. oh, you must be very rich. oh, yes, i am quite wealthy. im gonna have to do some manosphere stuff. I have to tell you about my morning routine. now this is advice for younger men to follow my morning routine. obviously, i record this as soon as i wake up, so thats part of my morning routine. but besides that, say theres no podcast. this is what i tell young men. you want to be a real man this is what you do. first, it starts before you go to bed. in bed, scroll on your phone, minimum 30 minutes. you want anxiety as youre going to sleep. so look at social media. see that your friends are doing better than you. look at the news. see that the world is unstable. get all that in your mind and then leave your phone unlocked, open, in bed next to your head while you sleep. thats important for the morning. and by morning, i mean 11 am thats the ideal time to wake up 11 am because youre not in the afternoon. youre still in the morning. the whole day is right out in front of you. so you get up at 11 am, or you wake up. dont get out of bed. you take that phone, stick it right in front of your face, and its open so you dont have to even do anything. and then you scroll, 45 minutes minimum. again, social media, news, everything to get your cortisol up, to get your anxiety up, to get your anger, everything to start the day. now youre you go to the refrigerator. you have to have celsius in the refrigerator. its very specific. not just any energy drink, celsius. drink two of those right away. dont stop scrolling. youre still scrolling. you keep that phone in front of your face. do not go outside. do not get direct sunlight in your eyes before 3 p.m. now you gotta get on the computer. whatever you do there, youre an influencer. you must be. thats the only job that you can have. content creator and influencer. if you have another job, none of this stuffs gonna work. if you have another job, you have to quit it and get into social media. i cant give you advice on that. youre gonna have to go to gary vanderchuck. he is going to try to sell you nfts. buy them. definitely do whatever gary vanderchuck says. regarding social media and buying his nfts. now youre working, youre all pumped up from the celsius and all that scrolling. and now youre into a successful day because you had a great morning routine. but really dont buy gary vaynerchuks nfts. i just saw that hes selling those and that is ridiculous. hes being mocked as he should be, but i wasnt trying to pile on. i wasnt even planning on talking about gary vaynerchuk. i got caught up in his videos one day, a while back, years ago. i got really hyped up on one of his ideas of going around to garage sales and buying mugs and then selling them on ebay because he was explaining how he would do it. it sounded like it was so easy. you go around to garage sales, buy coffee mugs, and then you put them up on ebay and people pay more for them. whos buying mugs off ebay? i dont know. but he was selling it. he also had a team of people in an office that was doing most of the work. but the reason it was such a dumb idea for me is that i lived in new york city where theres not many garage sales. so im going to the goodwill that was in my neighborhood and looking for mugs. i dont think i bought any even because then the reality of it sunk in and thinking about selling them on ebay. who the fuck would buy a mug on ebay? and i gotta go to the post office. if its bad, im not going at all and im making no money. ive just got a studio apartment with mugs everywhere or im just selling a few things i still gotta go to the post office every day because im selling a mug a day. im basically making no money and having to go to the post office to mail mugs to weirdos who buy mugs off ebay. it was a bad idea, but i watched like 10 videos about it one afternoon and got very hyped up. this was 2016. now im in the manosphere. i got different priorities. i have a successful manosphere podcast. i am very rich. lets get to the news.
states can regulate prediction markets as gambling federal appeals court rules
theyre definitely going to appeal that appeal. nobody can agree on this. obviously its gambling. but the trump teleprompter guy had to pay a fine for insider trading. if he was legal gambling, like on draftkings or something, would there be a fine? maybe they would ban him, like you get kicked out of a casino for counting cards. its not against the law. they just dont like it because then you win more money than them, which they really dont like. but this is totally gambling, kalshi and polymarket. but theres trump sons on the boards of these companies. i think that theyll have to be a supreme court ruling that says actually prediction markets are investing and they can be a part of your 401k and union pension funds. they can be heavily invested in yankee games, in wemby blocks, over-unders, whether george santos is going to show up at the state of the union. whos going to be the next mayor of los angeles? these are very solid investments that you should be looking at for your portfolio.
if its made in the u.s., i dont buy it. canadians, im boycotting America
nothing is made in the u.s. but maybe they mean american companies. are they not buying iphones in canada? maybe theyll bring back the blackberry. if i was canadian, i would resent the united states and how much it dominates the culture. i would only watch canadian shit. i would try to eat canadian food, only listen to wolf parade and broken social scene. i cant think of any other canadian bands. rush, tragically hip. rap music. dont know any canadian rap music. id have to go american on that. oh, of course, drake. yeah, i dont like drake, though. maybe if i was canadian, id like drake, just for the canadian nationalism of it. he does live in the united states now, though. best of luck with the boycott, canada. i hope it works. nobody here wants the tariffs. theres probably some weirdos here that want the canada to become part of the united states thing, which doesnt make any sense. i would love for california to become part of canada. it would be a big get for canada. its tough to start with california. its a very big state. but, go big or go home. well, youre home already, but you understand what i mean.
egyptian queens 673 diamond necklace stolen in vienna smash and grab raid | art theft
love an art theft. i cant believe they can still pull these off. an egyptian art theft. what is this, the 80s? this is fun. its great to see people still take the initiative to steal art from a museum when security has come so far. but they went for the ol smash and grab. thats a lesson for the kids out there. if you want something bad enough, you can go out there and get it. not saying you should steal. i mean, stealing art from a museum, im not mad at that person. youre not stealing from a person. going to somebodys house and stealing, thats bad. even going into like a mom and pop store, thats awful. a big corporate store, im not mad at you, but thats shoplifting. Its small time. art theft, thats the height of thievery. thats the major league. thats as high as you go. thats bigger than a bank robbery. and bank robbers think that theyre so great. no, art theft is the top.
daughter claims caregiver took deed to fathers conway home before his death
if you have a deed, you just own the property that the deed is for, that seems kind of outdated. there should be some sort of electronic record on a computer somewhere. ive seen ads for deed locks to protect against deed theft. i rent, so i dont give a shit but that shouldnt be a thing that people are able to do. like, fix whatever system that allows somebody to steal a persons deed. and then youre like, hey, no, thats my house. i actually have the deed. well, sorry. they stole the deed fair and square, so i guess you dont have a house anymore.
so there, i already talked about the prediction market thing. and now maybe he doesnt have to pay that fine if its betting. its not insider trading.
sweetener used in chewing gum and jam linked to strokes and heart attack
what is this, xylitol? this isnt new. im guessing this is xylitol, because thats what theyve been using in everything. this has been a story that ive read over the years. i think when somebody just doesnt feel like working that day, they find the study that says xylitol causes strokes in lab mice, and they try to sell it like its a new story. maybe its a new study, but maybe its not xylitol. its got to be xylitol. just dont think about it. eat the xylitol and dont think, dont even know its xylitol. be happy its sugar free. have your snack well cookies.
that sounds like a lot of oil that we are taking control of. so not paying for? thatll bring down the gas prices before the midterms. is that the hope? and then everybody says, oh, gas isnt as expensive anymore. lets stick with the republicans because theyve done such a great job. everybodys already broke from how much everything costs. even if you put things back to normal, it would just feel like youre no longer being like punched in the face but your face still hurts.
more than 1.2 million texan voter registrations are suspended
if you vote in texas, check your registration because they dont want you to vote. if there is one thing that republicans hate, it is popular opinion.
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