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i woke up to an email from youtube telling me they blocked my video of my appearance on the late late show with james corden. cbs took down the original video, so i put up my own, and they blocked it. I am being silenced again. if you want to see that appearance, you can go to chrislaker.com. i have it over there. but you cant see it on youtube. the big corporations still trying to shut me down, but they cannot. because here you are. youre listening to me. so they have not completely silenced me, unless nobody is listening to this right now, in which case they have. they actually could silence me. theyve silenced people. they. you know who they is. you dont want to start naming names in the they, because then they really come for you. and you dont even, theys changing all the time. so you got to keep your eye out for they everywhere. its not a static entity. and you dont say anything if you see that. its like the movie they live. thats an old movie. the dude puts on the glasses and he can see who the aliens people are and the fact that he can see them makes him dangerous. so dont let them know that you know who they are. you just act normal. im joking around with the conspiracy theories. it is sort of true, but if i start doing too much conspiracy theory talk, i could get my mind there. i think thats what happened to alex jones. he just was doing it for fun, and then he really convinced himself. so you gotta be careful with that. even just joking around, its powerful. its fun to think that you see through the lie, but everybody sort of sees through it. alex jones is like, oh, theres people who are controlling things and making our lives worse. yeah, its called the world, dude. then hes like, oh, but theyre lizard people. oh, really? thats interesting. i didnt know that. it really doesnt even matter. theyre not lizard people. but if they were lizard people and they were chill, if there was lizard people dressed up as people and you didnt know who they were, but they were just being cool, nobody would care. i wouldnt care. its not my business. if youre minding your business, its not my business, you could be a lizard person. because if youre a chill lizard person, you gotta dress up like a human. otherwise youre getting hassled everywhere. people got a lot of questions if youre walking around. a big talking lizard, just going to a restaurant, going to work and stuff, people are going to bother you. you got to put on your mask, your fake human suit and blend in. it would be kind of crazy if you are a lizard person then to start trying to run for political office because that draws a lot of attention. i think youd want to be low key as possible. if youre a lizard person, you want to work in a cubicle or have a job where people dont pay that much attention to what youre doing. you want to fly under the radar. i guess maybe its a hide and plain sight thing. there is no lizard people. i dont want it to sound like i actually believe that theres lizard people. im just walking through the logic of the lizard people because i got on this conspiracy thing because youtube email me. that is true. there is a youtube email. they are silencing me. but its really just because of some automatic copyright thing. i posted a clip of a television show. i dont own the rights to. its really kind of normal. i dont know why i expected them to be okay with it. okay, lets get to the news.
father of uss lincoln sailor taken into ice detention while son deployed in middle east
im starting to rethink my position on the lizard people. the ice agents could be the lizard people. they dont look like healthy people, a lot of them. they kind of look weird, misshapen. they could be wearing some sort of human suits. and if the government found out, here are the lizard people. they find lizard people and say, if you dont become an ice agent and start doing all this awful shit, were going to tell everybody youre a lizard person. then we are going to take you to a lab. we got to learn about the lizard people. we just found out about you. so you got a choice, put on your human suit and go be an ice agent, you know, tackle a pregnant woman in the street, smash peoples windows out of their cars for no reason, things like that. they might not even give them a choice. they might say, youre a lizard person. we got your lizard kids. i gotta say, this is all speculation on my part. i have no evidence. im just thinking about the lizard people. i would say theres no lizard people. and then you talk about ice agents, im like, is it possible no, its not possible. but if i found out they were lizard people, i wouldnt be like shocked. things would make more sense, but theyre not lizard people, so it makes less sense.
worlds ocean hits hottest temperature on record in august
the great thing about when we set these records for hottest temperature of the ocean, things like that, is that were gonna beat it. so its not like, oh, we set the record, we did it, now its kind of boring. no, its gonna get hotter than that. so go enjoy it. its probably a nice temperature now to be in the water. not if you live in it, not for the plant life and the fish and everything. its not good for the environment or the world in general but thats dying. so enjoy what you can right now, right? get in that ocean, get in that warm water. dont let any of it go in your mouth. you really dont want that. its pretty gnarly. and lets not even get into it. whats in there. dont even want to think about it. put that out of your mind. enjoy the day at the beach.
two phoenix police officers face felony charges after alleged unreported traffic stop
every time i see a story about a cop getting in trouble, im shocked. because i usually see stories about cops not getting in trouble. so this must have been pretty fucked up. theyre probably more shocked than anybody. i dont really understand what they were doing with unreported traffic stuff. i guess they were harassing people and then just not reporting the traffic stop because, or they stopped somebody randomly, end up assaulting them, let them go and not report the traffic stuff. well, whatever it is, theyre in a lot of trouble. one of those dudes looks a lot like a guy i know, but its not the guy i know. he just looks a lot like the guy i know. but the guy i know is a nice guy. he wouldnt do anything like this.
that is probably the easiest way to get out of prison.
across nashville neighborhoods, parts waymos are recording you
i never liked the look of those waymos. but ever since people put in all those ring doorbells, i dont even think you can complain about surveillance state anything. if you have a ring doorbell and youre like, oh, the government is looking at me or the waymo or anybody else is spying on me, you paid for one of the spy cameras. you have a subscription monthly to say, oh, let me keep the spy camera going. and that information is going to amazon or theyre owned by amazon. i dont know that the information goes to amazon. it could, though. and now waymos doing it. i dont know why. theyll say, oh, its all secure, actually. we delete all of it. were not spying. and then you find out later that they are. i dont even know if theyre trying to give excuses. they could just say, oh, fuck off. were waymo. oh, youre going to take your chances with an uber driver? youre going to get in our robot car and youre going to like it. we are going to spy on you. what are you going to do about it? you havent done shit to amazon. so yeah, i think were going to be okay.
iran threatens 45 tankers with fines, confiscation in hormuz, escalation
this story is obviously a lie because ive been promised that the united states has been controlling the strait of hormuz this entire time. i dont know where iran thinks that they can be fining or threatening when they have no control. they have no military. the military has been decimated as weve been told a number of times. we dont need to negotiate with them because everythings working out just great over there in iran. so this story is somethings wrong because i think were about to rename the strait of hormuz the strait of america. lee greenwoods gonna go out there and sing proud to be the strait of america.
voting begins for colorados first ever fat marmot week
we have learned the hard way that voting is important. so if youre in colorado, its your duty, go out and vote for one of these fat marmots. because if the wrong one gets elected, you dont know the implications of that. get out there and vote.
distracted italian pedestrians who crossroad while on phone could be fined under new code
i cant believe this isnt a law everywhere all the time. and a little more than a fine. maybe a couple days in jail. or maybe you lose your phone. no phone. you gotta use a landline. you gotta go home. you gotta get an answering machine. you gotta start using payphones. and maybe after a certain amount of time, if everythings cool and you havent committed any other crimes, youre allowed to have a beeper.
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