big announcement might be coming so keep listening for the pre announcement that could be coming soon. todays news: plane crash, train hit, sword attack and more. listen here. i refer to noise a couple of times in the show, I leave that it in the transcript so you can have the full experience. the construction noise didnt happen again during the show and the siren that was passing by cant be heard on the podcast so youre not missing anything. see ya - chris
there was some loud construction going on and i think it mightve stopped or theyre just taking a break. if you start to hear hammering or a drill, dont be alarmed. its probably not in your home. it could be. i mean, take a look but its probably the podcast. are you even at home right now? i like to picture everybody listening to this podcast in a comfortable chair with a cup of coffee or herbal tea, just settling in, listening to the podcast. and thats how i also picture people reading the podcast, which you can do on substack. im not gonna do a whole follow me on instagram, follow the substack thing today, all right? i just did, but so brief. im doing self promotion more now and might be some big announcements coming up. im also trying out teasing big announcements, announcing possible announcements. there might be big news coming. theres been talks, theres been emails, theres been things going on. i might be selling this show to polymarket. and some people might say, oh, youre selling out. polymarket is the best way to invest your money. what better way to invest your money than to buy stock in the prediction of events? because the events are definitely gonna happen. you dont know if a stocks gonna go up or down. somebodys gonna win that election. and if you put your money on aoc, its not betting, okay? youre buying a prediction. its like a psychic. thats not gambling, going to a psychic. they tell you whats going to happen. this is what you do. you go to a psychic. you say, whos going to win the election or whatever the event is, you can bet on wars breaking out... i dont know if they allow you to bet on wars yet. theres some regulations or people get squeamish about betting on war. was war not happening before polymarket? i think it was. and think of all the money people could have made if polymarket was around during world war ii. and my deal isnt even finalized with polymarket. im just giving my support. is it better than kalshi? damn right. why? peter thiel. not only is he a money genius, he also gives lectures on the antichrist. because peter thiel is so respected that he talks to the antichrist. thats who gives him advice. the antichrist is an angel investor in polymarket. what about jesus? he doesnt invest money, jesus god dont get involved in financial institutions because god doesnt believe in money. oh, im god, i dont need money. antichrist knows what makes the world go round. all of that is satire about peter thiel. he does give lectures on the antichrist. thats true. he is involved with polymarket. thats true. he does not know satan. he does not talk to satan. and satan doesnt have anything to do with polymarket. that was satire. those were jokes. legally, im covered. i have a lawyer sitting with me right now telling me that. and im also not a financial advisor. dont invest money in polymarket. that was a joke too. theyre not in talks to buy this show. i would not sell this show to them. if polymarket came to me with a billion dollars to buy this show, i wouldnt do it. please come make the offer, polymarket. i dare you. and i will turn it down. so you dont even have to pay the money ever. but you get to test my integrity. but it has to be a real offer, otherwise its not a real turndown. like there has to be the ability i dont expect the actual challenge. i do wonder if i would be able to say no to the billion dollars, really on the table. i want to think that i would. im asking polymarket for a favor here. just do me a solid. offer me a billion dollars just to see if id turn it down. i might take it. you might have to pay me a billion dollars, but thats fine. you could have people bet on whether or not im going to turn it down. oh, then i could bet on me turning it down and make money. id bet two billion on me turning it down, then i make, what, four billion dollars? do i double my money there? i dont know what the odds are. i wouldnt even have to put up the two billion because i wont lose. probably have to get my cousin to put in the bet, or buy the prediction, or whatever they call it. its not a bet, its a prediction. whatever they call the betting thats betting, not betting. my cousin would have to do that. and i trust my cousin. well, i trust one of my cousins. and i dont think any of them listen to this. but i dont want to hurt other cousins feelings. but i think all my cousins know which cousin im talking about. theres three cousins here. and theres one who i would trust to do a little insider trading for me. the other two, i dont know. i havent talked to them in a while. i havent talked to any of my cousins in a while. im not a big cousin guy. i like them, fine, but i dont call them or text a happy birthday or know their birthdays. i feel like thats a little too intimate for the cousin relationship that weve forged over these many years. all right, i am babbling way too much. i am going to get to the news.
no survivors after plane with eight aboard crashes in alaska
another small aircraft dont get on them. just dont. theyre crashing like crazy lately. i dont know if its that im noticing it more but if theyve been crashing this often the whole time then its bananas that they exist. yeah, im pretty sure its happening more frequently, although i have no numbers to back that up. its just a feeling i have and im stating it as a fact.
express train hits and kills four workers at a railway station in japan
two transportation tragedies in a row. i wouldnt expect this in japan. getting hit by one of those japanese express trains. they are fast. i know that from the movie bullet train starring brad pitt. a lot of people died on that train while it was going fast. i dont remember if anybody got hit. but this is real life. that was an action comedy. not to equate the two. it was a good movie. its okay. i dont want to pump up the movie bullet train. and todays not the day to watch bullet train after this tragedy. ive never been to japan. i dont know what its like actually to be on the trains there and all that. but its kind of common knowledge that things there are very accurate, that the trains run to the second. everythings precise. and they should have known when the train was coming in. so its really weird that this happened. theres got to be an investigation and somebodys going to get fired.
this isnt the big judgment that made him have to sell infowars, though this is a different one. its still ridiculous that you would slash any judgment against him after what he put those families through. these people were getting death threats over their kids being murdered. you know this. theres a fire truck going by. dont worry. its not where you are. its where i am. and it sounds like its going away. so theres no fire right here. now you hear the fire truck that stops out front of your house and the sirens just keep going right outside. youre like, oh, i have to leave now. my buildings on fire. but this judgment against alex jones was slashed at court in texas. because theyre for tort reform there. the governor made a bunch of money off a lawsuit. and then he said, no more lawsuits. i got mine. go fuck off. and this family who had to deal with alex jones bullshit has gotten their settlement cut down significantly. because texas kind of sucks ass. theres great people in texas. my brother lives in texas. theres some really nice parts of texas. ive been there. i liked the people i met and the places i went. but the laws there are fucking dog shit.
dutch regulator fines uber $960 million for automating driver suspensions. document shows
uber is always up to some shady shit. they own the insurance company that insures all their drivers and they charge the drivers the insurance. and then the insurance goes up and down for each ride depending on how much the ride costs. but they say thats not why. and somehow thats all legal. in my opinion, uber is a evil predatory company that i do use fairly frequently. whatever theyre getting fined in the netherlands for automating suspensions. they get fined all the time. im sure they dont give a shit. theyll continue to do whatever they have to to squeeze an extra dollar out of everybody.
daily mail accused of stalking woman mistaken as white stripes drummer meg white
why would you even care about following around meg white as the daily mail. is that real news? a woman who has not been in the public eye for years just said, i dont want anything to do with it. im going to go live a private life. im not going to play music or anything in public anymore. and oh, look, there she is. theres the person who doesnt want to be seen anymore. no scandal, no reason to go after. and its not even her. and even if it was her. i wouldnt give a shit. im a huge white stripes fan. i wouldnt be like, oh, let me see the picture of meg white at the fucking store right now. leave meg white alone and leave not meg white alone. daily mail, youre psychopaths. in my opinion, allegedly,
worlds oldest person celebrates turning 117 in light water
that is in the united kingdom. a brit is the oldest living person, 117 years young. that is a long time. congratulations on seeing everybody youve ever loved die.
several people injured in sword attack at swedish high school.
this is what you have to do when you dont have guns. you have to go into the school with a sword. im not going to go into another rant about guns. they dont have guns in sweden. this person had to use a sword. im sure theyd much rather been able to use a gun. they dont have that freedom in sweden. theres also no deaths in this attack. so theres nobody to even accuse of being a crisis actor. alex jones cant come out and be like, this is a hoax. he could though. he could. this could be his big comeback. he can say that swedish school was not attacked. it was a false flag trying to get swords off the street. and also now all the frogs are gay. that was another conspiracy theory that alex jones had. i didnt make that up.
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