The diseased imaginings of writer Chris Hugh. Short stories, cat stories, random stories and much that will amaze, confuse or annoy.
It's January 2021 and we are experiencing the culmination of a century of psyops from Russia. They started out heavily influencing the Left, creating a current of white guilt and political correctness where the most basic facts (such as that male and female exist) were denied and accusations of racism and sexism took the place of reasoned debate. Everyday Americans, including my fellow…
(I’m going to use neutral language here. Sorry if it sounds harsh.) Is the shooter a murderer? Everything depends on the very first exchange. Shooter was being chased, an (unrelated) gunshot goes off, he has an encounter with Deceased 1 and he killed him. If Shooter was reasonable in thinking Deceased 1was a lethal threat, then his use of lethal force was legal. If it was unreasonable, then…
If you are studying Nitzany's excellent MSA ( modern standard Arabic ) book, and would like to see the vocabulary in Arabic script, please see below. I'm just a beginner, so I can't guarantee accuracy, but I'm pretty sure I transcribed this correctly. If you are studying Nitzany's excellent MSA ( modern standard Arabic ) book, and would like to see the vocabulary in Arabic script, please see…
Here lyrics in Arabic, transliteration and translation to the song Didi by Khaled. I've copied information from around the Web, Didi Verse 1 أنا بحر عليّ و انتي لا ena bhar aaliya ou entia la (I'm burning in the fire of love but you're not) ما نديرك بعيده ما نبكي عليك ma ndeerik ba'eeda ma nebki aalik (I will not make you away from me so I don't cry later i.e. he wants to be always close from…
READ THIS TO SAVE A LIFE FOR $98 There’s a $98 device called Snuza that clips to the baby’s waist and alerts you if he stops breathing. It also alerts you if it loses contact so that it can no longer monitor the baby’s breathing. Adults with sleep apnea can use it too. A CPAP works for obstructive sleep apnea, but if you have central sleep apnea, this is the only thing I know of that will help. If…
I just wrote some meditations on barking dogs. I wrote it by hand in a paper notebook, finished it, turned the page, sat back, looked at the notebook and, for a fraction of an instant WAITED FOR IT TO TEXT ME BACK. I have been texting too much.
Life: Happy or Crappy? I think one key to whether I live a happy life or a crappy one is what I choose to pay attention to. Paying attention to dogs barking, little aches and pains, and the voice in my head that's kind of a miserable whiner is not a recipe for happiness. Or achievement. Or anything good. Meditation is a way to train the awareness. The following exercise has been a great tool for…
Problem: You get hangovers Solution: Four easy steps below Apparently, hangovers are preventable. Alcohol does specific things to your body, and by addressing and fixing each thing that alcohol screws up, you can save yourself some misery. This is hangover prevention , so do all this stuff while you're still drunk. Before you go to sleep/pass out. 1. Drink water . Alcohol messes up something in…
Found wisdom: if it's worth shooting it's worth shooting twice.
Torrones are sophisticated and hearty Italian candies made of nougat and almonds. Here is a nice box of Italian torrones. The individual candies are packaged in little decorated boxes. Aren't they pretty? Here's a close-up of the front of one little box. And here is the back of that box. Isn't that a nice Italian painting? No wait –WTF? I mean, seriously WTF? These candies are weird. Disturbing,…
Context Chris's mother was bragging about her cat, Quinque Quinque. Quinque Quinque could not get to his litter box so he defecated into the bathtub, to the delight of Chris's mother. "I was so proud of him!" Chris replied, "That's better than Mr. Kitten. Today I caught him peeing into a pile of laundry." And the quote from Chris's mom: "Having pets is like having a retarded child."
Togetherness When you have a cat You don't have to be alone When you go potty
Woman: Excuse me. Woman: Move. I need to pee. Cat: Wait. I'm drinking.
First I wasn't. Then I was. In the beginning it was dark, so dark. I don't remember anything before the dark. Then a light came, a red glow, light filtered through blood. Motion, softness warmth. Then suddenly I was cold and still, lying on something hard, a bright light burning into my closed eyes, air filling my chest. Fear but also freedom. I drank. I slept. I returned to the void from which…
Normal 0 false false false EN-US JA X-NONE The Cat Stroller Cometh They sell these on Amazon Mr. Kitten made a disgusted sound and pointedly ruffled the bedsheets as if he were burying the human lying in them. Twitch yawn looked around. "Dude, what's going on?" "I am sending a message regarding our human’s laziness. She has been lying in bed with her iPad with Safari open to an Amazon page with…
11 of 19 people found the follow review helpful ** Not at all what I was expecting, September 29, 1988 By a very disappointed mom This review is from: "Chucky" Good Guy Talking Doll Durability: ***** Educational: **** Fun: * My son Andy's 6th birthday was coming up and he'd been asking and asking for the Good Guy "Chucky" Talking Doll so I finally got it for him. I ended up buying it from street…
My little parody of Stieg Larsson's opus has now been published on the rather excellent site, Bewildering Stories . Check it out and see if it lives up to its name. If you hated The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo , you'll enjoy this parody. Here's an excerpt from a scene when Lizbreath Salamander's evil conservator makes his first and last mistake. She said, “That's bad touching,” and he stopped.…