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Chicago Sports Stuff by Alan Goldsher · Aug 25, 2026

HBO’s "Hard Knocks": Ranking the Top 10 Seasons Ever

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Chicago Sports Stuff · Chicago Sports Stuff by Alan Goldsher

THE YEAR IS 2001.

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake go out on their first (and second, and third) date.

Veggie-loving scientists genetically modify a tomato that can grow and thrive in saltwater.

Fifteen-year-old sherpa Temba Tsheri becomes the youngest person to reach the summit of Mount Everest.

And a premium cable outlet by the name of Home Box Office drops arguably the most important, most beloved sports series in the history of television.

Premiering on August 1, 2001, HBO’s Hard Knocks was the first TV show to give NFL fans an in-depth insider look at the game. Set primarily at one chosen team’s training camp, it features revealing interviews, awkward player/coach interactions, accidental humor, and moments of surprising pathos. With hours of fantastic narration by gravitas-voiced actor Liev Schreiber, Hard Knocks captivated both critics and fans from the get-go.

Virtually every NFL team has been subjected to the Hard Knocks treatment — and we say subjected because not every player is super-psyched to have HBO’s cameras all up in their grill as they prep for the season, or, more poignantly, strive to earn a roster spot.

Now that the 2026 Seattle Seahawks’ Hard Knocks experience is nearing its end — an experience we’ll grade a B, B-plus, or B-minus, depending on the episode — it’s time to take a dive down the HK rabbit hole and answer the eternal question: Which NFL franchise delivered the best season of HBO’s acclaimed docudrama? Chiefs? Cowboys? Jets? Browns? Another team altogether?

And, most importantly, who’ll play Rex Ryan in Hard Knocks: The Movie?

After eight playoff appearances in the previous 10 seasons, Dallas was a team in decline, so hundreds of thousands of non-Cowboy fans watched the 2002 iteration of HK with a tangible sense of schadenfreude. Maligned head coach Dave Campo was a dead man walking, stud running back Emmitt Smith lackluster’d his way through training camp, and the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders received far more camera time than they deserved — but it was either the Cheerleaders or iffy starting QB Quincy Carter, so you do the math.

Highlighted by a whole lot of backfield drama (Larry Johnson’s holdout, Priest Holmes’ attempt to resurrect his career) and a weird QB battle between the un-legendary Brodie Croyle and the even-less-legendary Damon Huard, this season was the series’ first back on the air after a five-year hiatus. The most memorable aspect of the show wasn’t what went down on the field, but rather the narration courtesy of hardcore Chiefs supporter, Paul Rudd.

Two seasons removed from a 2-14 record, the Texans were a team on the rise — and, as been made evident over the last 20-ish years, HBO has a healthy appreciation for teams on the rise. Naturally there was focus on an oddball quarterback clash (Brian Hoyer and Ryan Mallett…yikes), but the year was highlighted by the eternally telegenic J.J. Watt. On the heartwarming side of things, OT David Quessenberry’s fight to make it back into the league after his bout with lymphoma was spellbinding.

The 2017 Browns were 0-16, so the sadistic HBO decision-makers were probably like, “This franchise has been a Dumpster fire for the last ten years, so wouldn’t it be fun to make their preseason miserable?” Well, yeah, and what joyful misery it was. You’ve got Hue Jackson clinging on to his head coaching gig. You’ve got rookie Baker Mayfield attempting to figure out how to be an NFL quarterback. You’ve got oft-suspended receiver Josh Gordon trying to resurrect his career. And you’ve got legally-challenged rookie receiver Antonio Galloway fighting the law, and the law won. Fun, fun, fun!

New York’s not-finest had zero interest in being put under the HK microscope, and they didn’t care who knew it, with head coach Robert Saleh kvetching during the offseason, “I know there are several teams that would love Hard Knocks to be in their building. We’re just not one of them.” (Note: It’s doubtful any team would love HK in their building. They might tolerate it. But love is seriously doubtful.) Despite the protests, Saleh et al were forced to deal with the HBO cameras, and what with the team’s collection of big personalities — Saleh, mouthy sophomore CB Sauce Gardiner, controversial QB Aaron Rodgers among them — we HK loyalists were all the better for it.

An HK best-of list wouldn’t be complete without the OG. There’s a sense of electricity to the show’s debut year that became rarer as the series progressed, likely because the players learned that revealing too much about oneself could be, oh, let’s go with problematic. But with soon-to-be-retired vets like Shannon Sharpe, Rod Woodson, and Tony Siragusa doing Sharpe, Woodson, and Siragu-ian things, season one is a keeper.

Boasting a roster sprinkled with players of iffy character (we’re talking to you, Vontaze Burfect and Pacman Jones), this iteration of the Bengals was the team you loved to hate and/or hated to love. Thing is, the Bengals were coming off of a 10-6 record, and they were still damn good, thus HBO was unable to resist Cincy’s combination of controversy and talent, even though the Bengals has been given the HK treatment just four years prior. Turns out the programmers were very much on-point with their choice, as we were able to enjoy an aging James Harrison being less-than-nice, as well as what was likely the series’ oddest quarterback skirmish: Josh Johnson vs. John Skelton. (The Johnson/Skelton tussle made the Croyle/Huard tête-à-tête seem normal. Or normal-ish.)

Two entries ago, we noted that an HK best-of list wouldn’t be complete without the OG. To that end, an NFL behind-the-scenes series wouldn’t be complete without an appearance from the team ESPN’s Chris Berman calls, “The Rrrrrai-duhs.” A franchise that traditionally makes way too many questionable choices, the 2019 Oakland front office decided it would be a good idea to bring pot-stirring receiver Antonio Brown to camp, where, after recovering from some foot frostbite, he got into it with the NFL regarding his preferred helmet. [Insert eye roll emoji here.] The fact that the Raiders also brought bullying offensive guard Richie Incognito into the mix was another one of those aforementioned questionable choices, but bad choices make for good television, so here we are.

The green-and-white delivered HK’s funniest season, thanks to the presence of one Rex Ashley Ryan. The J-E-T-S’ profane, quick-witted head coach was as hard-nosed as any HC in the league, but he was far more clever and wasn’t afraid to flash his boisterous sense of humor, dropping f-bombs as if there was nary an HBO microphone to be seen. (After revisiting season 6, we’ve decided that Rex should appear in of each season of HK, whether or not he has an affiliation with the featured team.) Tracking the progress of the charming, eager, somewhat clueless second-year QB Mark Sanchez was also a treat.

To paraphrase Saturday Night Live’s Stefon, this season had everything. There was goofball rookie Martellus Bennett enduring the coaches’ (justifiable) verbal slings and arrows. There was Pacman Jones (again) doing Pacman Jones things. There was Tony Romo, flashing the kind of charm and knowledge that would help him become one of the NFL’s top TV analysts...until he wasn’t. And there was coach Wade Phillips being his usual cranky self. This, ladies and gentlemen, is your desert island Hard Knocks.

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