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Chapel Bell Curve

A stats-focused podcast about UGA football hosted by two idiots with liberal-arts degrees.

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9.24 - Belt to Alabama - SEC Championship Review

It's time to review a cleansing victory. We may not have cleansed all the trauma on Saturday, but the Bulldog Nation took a big step towards it. Yara and Nathan are here to break down the game that was, yell about the CFP Committee, and give you all the stats you need after a wonderful weekend. News Updates - 3:00 Qualitative Review - 22:08 Quantitative Review - 42:55 If you liked today's episode,…

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9.23 - Let Uga fight Kalen DeBoer - SEC Championship Preview

Listen, it's time to get your mind right. It's a big match up this weekend at the Benz, and Yara and Nathan are here to prepare you for everything that's happening on Saturday. We talk about what an SEC Championship means in 2025, break down the game in way more detail than your probably used to, and laugh for a moment about Penn State. News Updates - 3:19 Qualitative Preview - 14:06 Quantitative…

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9.22 - Hard Times at the Cut Water Bar - GT Review

Good day and Go Dawgs. It's your favorite (?) co-hosts back again to break down the Georgia Tech game. We talk injuries, decide that Lane Kiffin would be a pretty bad public school teacher -- for multiple reasons -- and try to figure out what happened on Black Friday. Yara and Nathan are here to review the Georgia Tech game. Qualitative Review - 15:47 Quantitative Review - 38:39 If you liked…

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9.21 - Brent Key Slouches Toward Mercedes-Benz - GT Preview

This is a big one. An early holiday present just for you. We're thankful for all of our listeners, so here's something for the long ride to Thanksgiving. Yara and Nathan review the Charlotte game, break down the matchup against Tech, talk some mean shit, and answer patron questions. If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar…

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9.20 - Lane Kiffin is Warm Toned - Charlotte Preview

Yara and Nathan are here and searching for anything to say about this game other than that we hope no one gets hurt. Instead, we'll talk about color theory, seniors we will miss, and where this team can go from here. It's the Charlotte preview. If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1…

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9.19 - A Unified Theory and the Death of Big Cow - Texas Review

Damn it feels good to humble Texas. We're here to breakdown all the action over an action-packed weekend. Yara hurt her knee, ended up with a hickey, and was stuck on Nathan's porch for 45 minutes. Nathan went to the game with his wife, and got a headache from having 2 (two) spritzes. We're gonna break down everything we experienced, the vibes on the ground between the hedges, and what this win…

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9.18 - Furious about the Permian Basin - Texas Preview

We're back, and we're here to talk through the biggest(?) game of the season so far. Texas is coming to town, and we're here to talk about Arch, and all the other players on the field other than Arch that may affect the game more. Yara has a bone to pick with cultural fit, and Nathan is still angry about the 2025 SEC Championship. We both think this is gonna be a slobber knocker, so hold on to…

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9.17 - Crying About the Dawgs in H Mart - Mississippi State Reveiw

Nathan wants to talk about Korean food and relationship advice, and Yara is forced to apologize to Mike Bobo. We also talk about football, and a win over the Bizarro Bulldogs that left us blessedly calm on Saturday afternoon. If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution…

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9.16 - The CLANGA Clangs for Thee - UF Review, Mss. State Preview

We're back, and we hope it's better late than never. You're getting a combo episode today, but don't worry. Yara got kicked out of Barstool Bar in Nashville, Hugh Freeze got fired, and oh yeah, we've got two games to talk about. It's a very special episode, and we're happy to be here to bring it to you. If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do,…

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9.15 - Billy Napier, we hardly knew ye - Florida Preview

We're joined today by MaconDawg, proprietor of Dawg Sports, and Professor Emeritus of the Dawg Intelligentsia. With Yara and Nathan, he'll help us breakdown the off- and on-field drama goin into this weekends game. (It's mostly off-field drama) We'll talk about Billy Napier, Brian Kelly, and the state of the SEC, breakdown the game, and analyze Kirby Smart's not-so-neutral take on neutral sight…

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