firey weather
(100 degrees outside, yipee... also sorry for lack of updates -candycane)
stupid slimes doing stupid stuff, now on a vps!
(100 degrees outside, yipee... also sorry for lack of updates -candycane)
wait when did shopkeep go back to the pokeverse?? (spontanious page creation from doing artfight so much -candycane)
(i am actually going to be playing video games and not seeing fireworks today if plans hold -candycane) (also sorry if pages are slow AGAIN im doing artfight as you could probably tell from the gallery page so yyea... ill at least try to restart the detective comic thing next saturday? -candycane)
what a game am i right guys (so like i do actually have a paper due friday but uhhh -candycane) (also i have a morning class tomorrow (since im writing this on the 23rd) but after that im gonna be playing deltarune ALL DAY tomorrow -candycane)
its a good thing i barely need sleep :D
(wait how did you read in there -bluby) uhh bioluminescense (sorry its been so long community fallout broke me for a few months but im slowly coming back i think -candycane)
(so thats why time felt off... -toster) you really NEVER noticed?? (happy apr fools by the time youre reading this ill be off eating -candycane)
(Well, that's at least something. Let's interview someone else for a bit of cross-referencing, just to be safe, though... -mint)
(Alright, we are in buisness! -mint) (I don't think we're going to get paid a lot for this... -slick) (Love of the game, baby! Also I'm sure the other shop guys will be grateful... -mint)
why do you keep doing this (warm,, -bluby)
well this sucks, day ruined... (we have games that arent nontondo -reed)
(Wait, why did you give them an apple? -slick) (Well, it would be rude not to... -mint)
(Man, it took forever to fly out to a store and I cant even afford it!! -mint) (hiya im going through more emotional strife which means its time to break out mint again! this will be a seperate series to the slime pond stuff and ill try to keep both running, with detective comics on sundays hopefully. also i needto actually come up with a good name for it -candycane) (Whos speaking-?? -mint)
(so is anyone on any real dates -toster) (reed and cery went out to the park i think -bluby) (you see the joke is balatro is written in LOVE2D -candycane)
where did you even get that costume anyways (your closet -reed)
please stop breaking our tv
(you couldnt have said that earlier? -reed) (slow wifi -toster)
(grr... no fire -bluby) (baby its collldd outsideeee -candycane)
(well can i hang out here for a bit it took a while to travel here... -bushy) yea ok (friend wanted me to bushy back so here they are -candycane)
(wow who knew it was that simple -reed) thats.... not how technology works???
(the paint cannon is so fun its like color spl- -reed) do not speak its name (wild that clay got two extensions to ghost time because of irl emotions lol -candycane)
happy new years from the slime pond gang!! (i am very tired -candycane)
(the temperature dropped below freezing a while ago -toster) well that sucks (seasonal depression and a cold front sorry guys :( ill try to do something for new years tho -candycane)
even ghosts can get cold right? (nno not really -clay) (someone should go get coby... -reed) (oh yea second font change in this comics history, somehow updating to debian trixie broke the atari font i was using so now its monocraft :P -candycane)
do you have to do this every year (YES -reed) (sorry but you did enable the calendar notifications... -toster)
oh itll grow back dont worry (yea ik this is the fifth time -reed)
(realized i never really used shopkeep in a while so heres a cameo of him :) -candycane)
(usually im joking about blubys fire obsession but this one happened to me irl -candycane)
(first guest comic strip in like two years!!! original here https://bsky.app/profile/varanemous.bsky.social/post/3ma2oj4rdrk23 -candycane) oh so thats why i was actually colored in also yummi cake
(this class has had two terribly scheduled tests in a row im really glad its over -candycane) my fourth wall power grows...
(sappy stop that youre gonna ruin the table and toster put coby down... -candycane)
(dont worry this kinda stuff goes viral online all the time -clay) (maybe we should feed this to shopkeep -reed) (that would be a good prank but like we still need to buy stuff... -clay) (wait what was that about slime jelly -candycane)
(wait its not even christmas yet -clay) (it was a sweet gift tho -toster)
have you ever thought about why so many internet challenges are so dangerous (nope not really -clay) (also theyre already dead -reed) (ooooooh good point im gonna do so much -clay)
its like hes in...some king of snowgrave (im sure he wouldve made that exact joke...) oh hes fine just give them a revive seed
(yea sorry ive been sick for a bit but im feeling well enough now to throw something together and also sappy deserves pats :D -candycane) yeh i do :D (oh shoot its also thanksgiving uhh im thankful that im not sick and also to all the couple of readers thats still here this many years later -candycane)
(yall are VERY LUCKY i keep good backups... i wouldve haunted you until the end of days -clay) or until you were revived on new years... (yes i know its ironic ME writing about forgiving mistakes -candycane)
aw man i shouldve brought my banana (no you really shouldntve -bluby)
youre ok tho right? :( (yea it just stings a bit.. -clay) (no way its a godot ace attorney reference -reed) (hey youre not supposed to be here unless you appeared in the comic :( -candycane)
(oh man help me repack it so i can return this -bluby) im more suprised the cardboard could handle the air pressure...
(sooo i didnt have any ideas for a page today and i felt proud of this drawing so heres a waaay more rendered slime -candycane) (also hypnospace outlaw is a very cool game that you shoukd play -candycane) aw man why cant you draw me that fancy (september 25th. -candycane)
ok fine you can stay ghost until new years i feel bad.. (yay!! im gonna do so much hauntingg -clay)
(yea so for some reason i had a midterm HALLOWEEN NIGHT which is COOL -candycane) at least you did good right (oh yea so probably not and im probably very dead -candycane)
(hi sorry about the lack of updates dealing with the worst fricking social anxiety in the world and ruining two seperate areas simultaniously i hate it i hate it i am a broken person i cant -candycane) (not even going to bother typing out sappy bc whats the point -candycane) aw (shut up -candycane) rude (you arent real -candycane)
(ok being a ghost isnt the worst but it also sucks its only for one month -clay) gotta force those seasonal gimmicks in somehow...
please dont burn stuff down for no reason... (buut its fun tho!! -bluby)
slime ranching can be hard sometimes aa :( (for the record i have never played slime rancher suprising i know -candycane)
(oh no candys been officially acknouledged in the comic the fourth wall is gone -bluby) (haha -candycane) (ok so yea im trying to maybe go back to these being silly one off things... man the pokemon arc lasted way too long i forgot how to do the normal pages i think also yea school is freaking awful physics suck -candycane)
(wow i cant believe its been 3 years of this dumb thing lol sorry about the lack of updates its gotten busy ish here and also just coming up with ideas is tricky i swear ill try to keep the comic running -candycane)
(awww are you shy? -bluby) i mean im a bit shaken up right now...