64: Choosing the Movies VIII
Sin shares a recent, not-so-graceful experience with Instacart. We choose our next movies using a new randomized method developed by Alex. Also, we play What Are Butter Legs!
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Welcome to Butter Legs. We watch movies and make music inspired by the experience. Fair warning, there are spoilers. We also often talk about mature topics, and we say dirty words while we're at it.
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63: Secret Christmas III
Ernest Saves Christmas (1988). Put it on screen. Contains a parody of "Hallelujah" by Leonard Cohen.
62: Secret Halloween II (actually III)
Hellraiser (1987). Hey Butter Leggings, have you ever played that Connections game? Sure you have. Everybody has, right? Well, if you have, it certainly helps with understanding the part where we talk about Connections for a long time. Don't worry, we also bring you our legally-obligated section about Jeopardy! Contains a parody of "Take Me Home, Country Roads" by Bill Danoff, Taffy Nivert, and…
61: Burl Ives Fever
Alien 3 (1992), Alien: Resurrection (1997), Alien: Romulus (2024). Butter Leggings, we need to have a good long talk about other peoples' liquids. Join us, won't you?
60: The Orf Raider
Alien (1979) and Aliens (1986). Hey Butterleggings. Take from us… don't leave your eggs cookin' too long.
59: Secret Christmas II
Colorado Christmas (2023). Happy holidays from all of us here at Butter Legs. Please enjoy our music inspired by a frustrating movie about onion who buys oatmeal. "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" was written by Rod Stewart, Carmine Appice, and Duane Hitchings.
58: Rod Stewart's Toyota Tercel
Prometheus (2012) and Alien: Covenant (2017). Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, you could, you do, you met Rod Stewart in a rest stop in Iowa? Also, we set ourselves up for success for a secret holiday episode. Contains a short clip of "Young Turks" by Rod Stewart.
57: What if C-3PO Was Hairy?
Blade Runner (1982) and Blade Runner 2049 (2017). Hey Butter Leggings, what's that article that you wear when you're getting a haircut? Who invented the moustache? Where do bio-engineered human rights begin? You know, all of life's big questions. "Wallace" composed by Hans Zimmer and Benjamin Wallfisch. "Cornfield Chase," "Why So Serious," "Games," and "Gom Jabbar" composed by Hans Zimmer. "Bright…
56: Choosing the Movies VII
Huge thanks to Misha Moon for her poem "Labyrinth." The Butter Hosts also play What Are Butter Legs, have a spelling bee (with a twist), and share songs inspired by the movie "Labyrinth." Contains a clip of "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might be Giants. Contains a clip of "As the World Falls Down" by David Bowie. Contains a cover of "As the World Falls Down" by David Bowie.
55: Secret 4th of July III
Have you ever thought real hard about what the lyrics of "Born in the USA" mean to you? No, you haven't, because you can't understand most of the words Bruce emits from his face. Contains two covers and one lyrical adaptation of "Born in the USA" by Bruce Springsteen. Contains short clips of "Born in the USA" by Bruce Springsteen.
54: Dumb Santa
Dr. Strangelove (1964). You just watch, Butter Legs is once again going to steer the entertainment industry. We did it for Ewoks, Reba, and Ben Franklin. Now hold on to your butts for "Dumb Santa." Includes a lyrical adaptation of "Got Me Under Pressure" by ZZ Top.
53: Chad Never Lies
The Last Vampire on Earth (2010). Uuu em gee! This movie is easily in the top 10 of Twilight-inspired films with heavy Christian undertones that came out in 2010... easily.
52: The Deep "C"
The Abyss (1989). Nope! Glen Campbell. Includes: a parody of "Kiss on my List" by Daryl Hall & John Oates a parody of "Private Eyes" by Daryl Hall & John Oates a parody of "You Make My Dreams" by Daryl Hall & John Oates a cover of "Yellow Submarine" by The Beatles
51: Marphy Ann and Diddy Bop
Robowar (1988). I scream, you scream, we all scream for Reb Brown! So get ready for some sweet guitar solos as we slowly meander through the jungles. Includes a clip of "Epic" by Faith No More.
50: Pocket Napkins
Die Hard (1988). First of all, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" is definitely about the real Santa Claus. Second, your clothes should have secret napkins. Join us as we play "What Are Butter Legs - Die Hard edition." Contains a parody of "Mary, Did You Know" by Mark Lowry and Buddy Greene. Contains a clip of "Rain Is a Good Thing" by Luke Bryan Contains a clip of "Cowboys and Plowboys" by Jon…
49: Secret Halloween I
Halloween (1978). Ooo. So many spooky details in today's episode! Thrill as Jay talks for like an hour about a sales call he had. Become bewitched as Alex talks about seeing the Atlanta Rhythm Section on TV. You know, just typical Halloween ghost stories.
48: Dr Hammerhead
Jaws (1975). Sin, Jay, and Alex created new movie trailers for Jaws and also some really great music, of course. Sin recalls some odd details about a recent court case. Alex wears a onesie. Jay went to the DMV. Contains a sample of "Let the Poison Spill from your Throat" by The Faint. Contains a sample of "Stayin' Alive" by The BeeGees.
47: Choosing the Movies VI
Alternate titles for today's episode: Butteronxia - My Moderate to Severe Butter Legs - The Amazing Brevo - Just One More Thing about Pizza. Which movies will the Butter Hosts suggest this time? What do you, the Butter Leggings, think we should make music for?
46: Leak Peestain Forever
We've got a secret fourth of July episode conveniently being released many days later. Took a while cause we had a hard days work driving a tractor and contemplating our corn. Contains covers of "God Bless the USA" by Lee Greenwood.
45: HOHO Meemaw
Jeepers Creepers (2001) and West Side Story (2021). Coming to you live from Soggy Boggy Bottom State Park, it's Butter Legs! So, incorrectly order some nachos, pop a DVD in your VCR, and join us as for these movies that are both received a rating of like a 5.2 out of 1 out of 10. Contains clips, parodies, and lyrical adaptations of songs from West Side Story all written by Stephen Sondheim and…
44: Lands Before Times
The Land Before Time I (1988) and XIV (2016). We done got Reba rolled, ya'll! Now, you might think as we did, "This is going to be about dinosaurs." Wrong! This is a total Reba McEntire experience. Contains a parody of "Sympathy for the Devil" by The Rolling Stones.
43: Slippery Nuts Jimmy Carter
Logan's Run (1976). This is the episode we made for "everyone." We play "What Are Butter Legs?" Also, we talk about zebras, pirates, boxes, and elevators. Contains a cover of "Roads" by Portishead. Contains a cover of "One Sweet Day" by Mariah Carey and Boyz II Men. butter legs butterlegs
42: HOME ENTERTAINMENT
Poltergeist (1982). Join us as we listen to a story about Butter Legs which was written by artificial intelligence. Also Alex issues a song challenge to you Butter Leggings! butter legs butterlegs
41: Always Save Brand Harrison Ford
Enemy Mine (1985). Did you know Sin is zygodactylous which allows her to perch upon tree branches? We also discuss generic brands and getting-to-know-you sessions at work. Contains a cover of "The Power of Love" by Huey Lewis and the News. butter legs butterlegs
40: What's that Wang?
The Lawnmower Man (1992). It's an early 90's adventure of virtual reality, landscaping, and bare man-chests. Just close your eyes, take a deep breath, and imagine the smell of this movie - which has a wang to it. We also discuss the Stephen King short story that the movie is NOT based on and the very unfortunate sequel, Lawnmower Man 2, released in "the future." Contains a parody of "Do You…
39: Choosing the Movies V
This episode is like 1.5 hours, but most of it is a review of Ernest Saves Christmas. Sin, Jay, and Alex had some really good movie suggestions. Join us to find out which ones we'll be watching in the next Butter Legs Episode. Also, please enjoy our music inspired by Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. Contains a parody of "Operator (That's Not the Way It Feels)" by Jim Croce. butter legs…
38: Hokey Pokey 2
Hocus Pocus 2 (2022). Another secret Halloween ruined. Hocus Pocus 2 is the Andy Williams of spooky movies; not objectionable to most people and without any unexpected happenings. It's the space within mediocrity that makes us feel super uncomfortable, as if an old man is touching you lightly with the back of his hand. "Rock and Roll All Nite" was written by Kiss. butter legs butterlegs
37: Vampire Sam's Club
Fight Club (1999) and Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994). What once was thought lost, we give you this rare gift. The Butter Legs crew have a recording of the never-before-heard musical "Vampire Sam's Club: Don't Forget the Hot Dogs." "Love Bites" was written by Def Leppard.
36: Who is Fruit Boot?
Memento (2001). Pour yourself a big bowl of Count Chocula (or tiny Frosted Flakes) and 'member this cinematic masterpiece with us. Includes a lyrical adaptation of "Photograph" by Nickelback.
35: Wide Horses
Clash of the Titans (1981). Everyone (literally everyone) continues to demand that we talk about Jeopardy! more. So, here it is. The song "He's Got a Vision" contains interpolations of "Light My Fire," "Hello, I Love You," "Touch Me," and "Love Her Madly" by The Doors. "Donkey Kong Lizard" is a parody of "Honky Tonk Women" by the Rolling Stones. "Chunkin' & Windin'" written and performed by Eddie…
34: Anal Electronic Music
Bug (1975). Join us as we listen to terrible text to speech, discuss insect copulation, and look at Birdo fan art. We also have some more thoughts about the show Jeopardy! This episode contains a parody of "Love Will Keep us Together" written by Neil Sedaka and Howard Greenfield.
33: Secret Fourth of July
Independence Day (1996). We explore the mysterious thresholds of what constitutes a correct response on Jeopardy!. Also, it's about time for the US national anthem to get a facelift, wouldn't you say? Well, here's three options for a new one.
32: The Wee Wee Symbol
The Batman (2022). Let's talk about food rules. Lemme hear you if you like those shells and cheese! Now make some noise for the orange powder! Also, Grampuh Galaxy stops by to discuss "A Batman." This episode contains multiple covers of the song "Something in the Way" by Nirvana.
31: Another Episode Called Shiny Sweaty People
Soylent Green (1973) - it's a movie in which Charlton Heston loves his little Grampuh Hobbit so much. "Jolene" was written by Dolly Parton. "Blowing in the Wind" was written by Bob Dylan. "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" was written by Denniz Pop and Max Martin.
30: Choosing the Movies IV
Hey, what's that in the sky? It's the wee wee symbol! We made six songs for this episode. Three inspired by a cereal box activity and three inspired by A Nightmare on Elm Street. "I Only Have Eyes for You" was written by Harry Warren and Al Dubin.
29: Terminator Twins II
Terminators IV - VI. Terminator Salvation (2009), Terminator Genisys (2015), Terminator: Dark Fate (2019). This episode is largely about Jason Clarke's distracting face. Also, this episode features more ventriloquism performed by us. It is nearly impossible to tell which parts are the ventriloquism. "If I Only Had a Heart" was written by Harold Arlen and E.Y. Harburg.
28: Terminator Twins I
Terminators I - III. The Terminator (1984), Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991), Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003). These movies raise so many questions for us. Why does your leg sometimes vibrate? What do shoulder blades do? Do birds pee? This episode includes a parody of Cryin' by Aerosmith.
27: Choosing the Movies III
Alternate title: Terminator 7: Terminator Twins: A Danny Devito Terminator Christmas. It's time to choose our next set of movies to make music inspired by for do not nice people be listen on the podcast it is when speaking bony assfish.
26: Indiana Bombay 2353
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) and The Mighty Ducks (1992). You Butter Leggings let us know that we should talk about these two movies. The natural next step is to create a futuristic audio play that brings both movies into the same universe. Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me" was written by Joe Elliott, Robert John "Mutt" Lange, Phil Collen, Steve Clark, and Rick Savage.
25: When in Romania
Shifter (1999) aka Shapeshifter. Ok, so pretend you have like 8 bad movies and you squish them all together into one. We are also graced with a performance by a 4th grade choir, an episode of Lawrence Welk, and a forgotten hit by Air Supply (and an accompanying remix from 1994).
24: Blue Jeans Spider-Man
Twilight (2008). A story about a noodley-legged, vegetarian, hatchback-driving vampire. Also, life hack, order extra sauce at Pizza Hut and they will teach you how to make pizza.
23: Special Legpits
Stargate (1994). But first - an anatomy lesson. Then we answer "What would the soundtrack to Stargate sound like if Disney had made this movie?"
22: Secret Christmas I
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964). We present some alternate songs that could have been used in the classic movie. Also, we get a call from Sanna Clause, who likes microwaved burritos.
21: NOT WHANTED
Grease (1978). It's hydromatic, it's problematic, it's the 21,440th review of Grease. NOBODY HAS SAID WHAT WE'RE ABOUT TO SAY! John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John, air humping; it's all here. Also, the Emperor joins in on the fun.
20: Denjamin Vranklin
National Treasure (2004). 5, 4, 3, National Treasure! The story of a droopy-faced man who steals one sheet of paper. All told through the lens of mediocrity, too! By the way, we are so good at vetriloquism. Notice how you cannot see our lips move at all.
19: Choosing the Movies II
Alternate title: Michael Behind. We use our patented* process of picking the next movies for the podcast. Which movies did we pick? Listen and find out! Oh, and we also recreate the demo song from a 1989 Yamaha PSS-80 keyboard. Hear our demo recreations at https://butterlegspodcast.com/keyboard *absolutely not patented
18: No Fingerprants
The Godfather (1972). Long-ass movie. Sin liked it. In this episode, Lieutenant Columbo investigates one of the crimes from the movie. A child screams about chicken. Also, what would a Godfather theme have sounded like if the Beastie Boys had made it?
17: Shiny Sweaty People
The Fast and the Furious (2001). Starring either The Rock or Vin Diesel - Sin is not quite sure which. We had a great time talking about this movie's tuna salad sandwiches and omnipresent perspiration. We also thought we could improve the movie by convincing Alfred Hitchcock to make his own version... it did not go well.
16: This Isn't Shrek
Space Jam (1996). Come on and slam and dunk it with yo hands. Sin, Jay, and Alex are joined today by the 4th host of Butter Legs, Emperor Palpatine. Join us in our discussion about Michael Jordan, the Looney Toons, and, of course, some really great commercials.
15: Master of Puppets
Labyrinth (1986). Chilly down with us, Jennifer Connelly, and David Bowie's famous crotch. We talk about the other choices for Jareth the Goblin King that could have happened. Test your knowledge in a little quiz about Jennifer, Bowie, and Henson. Also, please enjoy some commercials from 1986.