Diary: Pipe Work

Monday, August 10th

Dear Diary,

Got into the office this morning and totally forgot today was the annual fire sprinkler inspection. Walked in and there were these three young guys from the fire safety team already setting up ladders in the hallway. They looked kinda rugged, you know, work boots and tool belts and all that. Not what I was expecting at all.

I had on this kinda low-cut blouse, nothing crazy but enough to show some cleavage if I leaned forward. First tech came into my office to check the ceiling unit and I caught him glancing down while he was up on the ladder. So I made this little comment like “hope you’re getting a good view up there” and he actually laughed, said something about the angle being pretty nice from where he was standing.

That kinda broke the ice. After that I started unbuttoning my blouse a bit more, no bra of course, just enough that when I bent over my desk to grab papers they could see right down, a good view of the edge of my areolas, and maybe a nipple. Did that a few times, pretended I was looking for stuff. One of them, the taller one with the beard, he kept finding reasons to come back in. Asked if I wanted him to check the one near my window again.

The moment I was proud of the most is when I told the youngest one that he looked like the kind of man who knows how to handle his pipe, he blushed and it was very cute and his work mates laughed as I said it with a wink, stroking my cleavage with my red Sharpie.

They were definitely flirting back. Made jokes about how thorough they were being, how they liked to make sure everything was working right. I kept catching them staring, and honestly it was kinda hot knowing they were getting an eyeful every time I leaned over. Spent most of the morning like that, bending and reaching and making little comments. By the time they finished up in my area they were all smiles, said they’d probably have to come back next year to double-check everything. Can’t say I’d mind that at all.