Folding into the shape of sleep
Journals 7/25/26-8/8/26
Broke But Moisturized
a slice-of-life newsletter on beauty and aging, dispatched from American suburbia
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To be a woman with multi-level marketing face
Journals 7/15/26-7/21/26
My 35th birthday: A tale of strip-mall grotesquerie
Journals 7/4/26-7/12/26
MAKE HIM BARK 101
Journals 6/26/26-6/30/26
I'M EVILGENIUSMAXXING, I'M THE JALEN BRUNSON OF SELF-CARE
Journals 6/7/26-6/14/26
Rejection at the Jersey Shore
Journals 5/25/26-5/31/26
She shortens all her skirts another half inch.
Weekend journal, 5/16/26
Pretty Baby
I was destined to get mogged by my daughter.
I'll take a pound of mortadella and a bra that fits
Journals 4/19/26-4/28/26
My staycation in Bianca's world
Journals 4/13/26-4/18/26
REVIEW: The Current Body Series 2 red light mask (+ other notes from the spendies)
Weekend journal, 4/12/26
Surprise: I am having a SON!!!!
FREE journals this week to celebrate :-D
Sparkly pink, short, square manicure
Journals 3/19/26-3/21/26
To be beautiful, to be memorable
Remembering American Airlines Flight 5342
Algorithm-proof clothes for Eastern European scammers, as observed from the Planet Fitness treadmill
Journals 2/24/26-3/3/26
Wrinkled women lurch forward from the shadows of Philly streets like wild light beams
Journals 2/19/26-2/22/26
Don't Try This at Home: An Exorcism by Waxing
There is no evil stored in female body hair.
Revisiting Lana Del Rey at Glastonbury 2014 (plus, some thoughts on that Magasin stuff)
Weekend journal, 2/8/26
The creative reward of being an impulsive moron
Weekend journal, 2/1/26
Love and power and urgently seeking Dysport in a snowstorm
Weekend journals, 1/25/26