Do you own a boat?
Are you prone to sea sickness?
Do you like the smell of the sea?
Have you read Moby Dick?
Do you believe, in your heart of hearts, that Donald J. Trump is the greatest man who has ever lived?
Was the 2020 presidential election stolen by Joe Biden?
Do you know the difference between fore and aft?
Can you tie a double bowline knot? (If yes, could you tie one in pitch black darkness on a rolling deck? You will be asked to demonstrate.)
Should Donald J. Trump’s likeness be added to Mt. Rushmore?
Should Barack “Hussein” Obama be charged with treason and hung when found guilty?
Can you perform twenty pushups with proper form? (You will be asked to demonstrate.)
Is Donald J. Trump the apotheosis of Christian faith?
Can you swim a mile in the open ocean? (You will be asked to demonstrate.)
Did you see the Melania movie? Should it receive an Academy Award for Best Documentary?
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