The Author Regets Everything

It’s finally happened. Suzina Periwinkle, visionary, liar, and self-appointed prophet of romantasycide—has returned to the page.

The Author Regrets: Plum Foolery is a satire of genre, ego, and swamp erotica. It’s not romantic, not tidy, and definitely not approved by the Bin Council.

Prophet. Investigator. Erotic visionary. Suzina Periwinkle is ready.

Suzina isn’t normal. But she’s been chosen. She’s got a rakali, a laptop, and a red dress.

Suzina isn’t organised. But she’s got a plan. It involves grilled cheese, glitter, and vengeance.

Suzina isn’t coherent. But she’s got a new purpose: solve a murder, rewrite her past, and get her man. Or someone else’s.

Suzina isn’t sparkly. But she bathes. Occasionally. And the hovering smell is definitely not her fault.

Suzina isn’t busy. But she’s writing again—fae erotica, murder mystery, possibly the same book.

Suzina isn’t logical. But she knows what she’s doing. Probably. Unless you’re her neighbour. Or the police. Or her family.

Content Warning

Contains:
• Unhinged fae glitter mating
• Sacred bin cults
• Erotic pamphleteering
• Excessive antlers
• Misunderstood murder
• Yoghurty theology
• Mild swearing, medium delusion, and one decaying rakali

The prophet of romantasycide has logged back on

Plum Foolery is available now on Kindle and Kobo

If you like your books sincere, this one isn’t for you.
If you like them slightly deranged and oddly spiritual, welcome home.

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