Brave the Castle · Sep 21, 2025

American Venus

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So much has been written about the American Eagle ads in the last two months that you may wonder if some of it was driven by desire just to gaze at Sydney Sweeney’s figure.

A goddess on a mountain top

Was burning like a silver flame

The summit of beauty and love

And Venus was her name

She's got it

Yeah, baby, she's got it…

Well, I'm your Venus

I'm your fire, at your desire.

-Shocking Blue

I know what you’re thinking. This essay was not just an excuse to watch all the now-controversial American Eagle ads staring the famously busty s…

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