
Strangling your kids to death is actually not that different from a five hundred person gangbang from an epistemic point of view
Or: ain’t nuthin to it, patriarchy made me do it
Wading through the brackish waters and barren soil of society
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Or: ain’t nuthin to it, patriarchy made me do it

Listen I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying it’s *mighty* convenient

ana maraDun ana ad-da'u, wa minee ta'ti awja'oo, wa laysa limudminee abadan, minal akhyari atba'oo

men need to, like, level up 😤 😤 😤 😤 😤

On the selfish nature of killing yourself without letting pundits monetize it first

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OR: Steroids, staircases and Schadenfreude

On a completely unrelated note, how come there’s no female losers?

Or, being a king is *good*, actually

Or, the people who would never invite you to their parties now need you at their protests.

Or or, the inevitability of ASS

Thoughts on the omni pro-choice movement

Also there's a Korean guy who wants to play the flute somewhere in here.

Or, the long term consequences of the #MeToo Movement

Or, how Oppenheimer is not a story about Oppenheimer

Or, if you don't allow me to cheat on you then you're literally a slave owner

A meeting of the minds in which two extremely high-profile Substack celebrities discuss the nature of romance, and whether it's even possible in this cruel cruel world

Or, I spoke to all the people who think and act like me and it turns out my beliefs are universal

Or, how my problems are systemic, and yours are individual

Now that America is 250 years old, I thought it would be a good time to go back and revisit certain cultural moments from the perspective of the future

Or, how the LinkedIn Left is trying to get it's mojo back

Or, how the LinkedIn Left didn't care about virtue until five minutes ago.

Be careful what you wish for, Bucko

So fuck normal