This is of course how owls greet each other.
Which is of course why the popular british band The Who created a song called ‘who are you’ and made this frankly insane “promo video”
which, quick aside here, includes absolutely fucking epic music faces including:
and
Today, on the 5th day of 2024, I am here to ask you all - who are you (hoo hoo)?
Who are you (hoo hoo)?
i mean exactly what i say you absolute gooses (silly).
i used to do this, back in the old days of Substack when a post was a post, yearly subscriptions cost $50, and the very concepts of a “feed” or Substack Notes were mere spermazoas in the minds of Substack’s eliterati.
It was a simpler time.
But just because our little neighborhood has now become New York Frikkin City (Times Square), that doesn’t mean we can’t still be neighbors and say hi.
In fact, it’s much more important now than ever.
Which is why I am selling an eight week course NO
did that one get ya? did you start to hurl? there was a new word for hurl i learned the other day but i can’t remember what it was. bark? garf? squirrel? i’m not gonna look it up because i’m boycotting searching for answers this year
answers are out
questions are in
brands are out
humans are in
in is out
out is in
belly buttons of all types are still in
out lists are out
in lists are out
who cares is in
who are you is in
why are you is hot and in
boy this post got away from me a little bit
boy blank is out
girl blank is in
girl how are you?
girl who are you?
girl this post got away from me a lotta bit but here it is
and here you are
on the first monday of 2024
a year we’ll never forget
both are true is a place for me to find the others and lose myself
to dance in the rain of meows and ruffs
blabs and bluffs
so whatever you’ve got,
be it strikes
gutters
horseshoes
hand grenades
share it
wear it
but don’t you dare prepare it
for it is already there
in you
of you
waiting
for you
to give it a little time to whine and shine
pine
cosign
great question glad you asked!!
I want everyone to say hi and connect in the comments!
so please comment below and say hi and introduce yourself, say what’s on your mind, a question you have or an idea you want to tell everyone
even if you’re someone who never comments
or comments always
this is 2024
everything is new
life is a crying baby
and for the BATHEADS of many years, you come say hi too, i miss y’all and wanna know what’s up and down and all around
thanks for being here
let’s make this one a year to dismember
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