A daily life journal.
A poem Are there any good guys? Like, the rich pedophile billionaires that run the country; are there any good ones that aren't pushing for an authoritarian rule over the country? I hope so! A Blow'em In my desperation and loneliness, I have begun wearing the single right-ear earring in hopes of attracting a mate, like a skinny-fat bird of paradise. I finally got the earring in after not wearing…
A swell idea. I'm over my post-deltarune depression, and I got to thinkin'... Again... Why does me get so abhorrently depressed and junk after these games? I have figured it out. ( I think ) The true explanation of why I feel this way when a good story ends; a story that I sink a lot of time into. A story where I'm living among the characters, and feeling their feelings. Where I'm peering into an…
SPOILERS AHEAD The Amazing Digital Circus I'm 30 now. A few days ago, I binged The Amazing Digital Circus in one night. It was fantastic. I only watched it because I saw art of the purple rabbit crying and it triggered a (most likely undiagnosed autistic) feeling in my brain. It made me cry 3 or 4 times while watching it. I love all of the characters. The ending was perfect, and well thought out.…
Gator Skins I ride frequntly infrequent. Usually just to go get groceries, or on a whim becasue I've eating the human equivelant of pig slop (Carl's Jr or Panda Express) for the day's meals. I've been thinking about a runner that I buzzed past while on a paved trail. I moved to the left lane to pass him, watching him carefully just in case he changes lanes. As I got closer, I noticed he had…
Dick & Balls To premise this, and what started this; I got laser on my wiener, balls and butthole a little while back. Never have I known such smoothness. It was beautiful. The first shower was almost pornographic. The first poop only took 2 or 3 wipes. But I needed a way to get my balls not to stick to my legs. So I bought a thong and a jockstrap. The thong was comfortable, but I looked like a…
Oil Slick Because your truck has 5 billion lumen headlights, a lift kit, 4 seats, and a tiny bed, I can't see shit when you pull up behind me. Because of your truck, I and many other people who drive a normal car hate you. I regularly devise ways in my head to make your truck die. My best theoretical ideas so far: A secondary mirror under my main mirror to direct the light back at your eyes. A…
Fruit. My friend is staying with us right now while his dad is in the hospital. I love him very much, and love hanging out with him. We'll talk about conspiracies and girls, or videogames and music. He likes to drink, so we drink together. We got very drunk last weekend, and went to a bar with a dance floor. I dont remember how many beers I had, but I do remember dancing like a fruit for quite a…
The Swan of The Road Ye are beautiful, driver of your Tesla. With your blackout tint, your plaid badge of pride, and your vanity plate. Step on that pedal, and fly with the rest of your flock down the street in a school zone; silently, and at 70 miles an hour to get around me. Dash around your fellow drivers with ease and swiftness. They don't understand the power of your vehicle, and you must…
Beards. As an almost 30, single gay man, I browse hinge in hopes of finding a well rounded mate. Too much beard. Too short. Too skinny. Too fat. Too much fireman mustache. Too shiny. Not enough beard. In real life, I don't think these things. If I get a smile back and a few moments of banter, that's enough to swoon me. Dumb bio. Wants to travel too much. Doesn't mention art or video games. Too…
Food. My grandma has dementia. Dementia is an umbrella term for a bunch of stuff revolving around brain deterioration. She has false memories of our family, and how my grandpa died. She'll repeat the same story over and over, about how surgeons scooped his brains out and killed him in front of her. He died of emphysema, but he did have a traumatic brain injury when he was younger. Maybe in his 40s…