# The Woodchipper Bible, culture, political theory, miscellany Page: Feed: --- ## [What is THE APOCALYPSE?](https://bonifaceoption.substack.com/p/what-is-the-apocalypse) _2026-06-10 · Boniface Option_ Understanding the most difficult book in the Bible [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/201507525/a0cee26d7e078d4846de945ed2322c8c.mp3) ## [How NOT to Read the Book of Revelation](https://bonifaceoption.substack.com/p/how-not-to-read-the-book-of-revelation) _2026-05-29 · Boniface Option_ Three Bad Readings and a Fourth Good One [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/199761178/2acfc015c4133930e4d88a647d3e094f.mp3) ## [Why Revelation Was DEFINITELY Written Before AD 70](https://bonifaceoption.substack.com/p/why-revelation-was-definitely-written) _2026-05-11 · Boniface Option_ Should Anyone Who Believes It Was Written In the AD 90s Be Involuntarily Committed? [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/197259751/4335592bf3162e15178d071e0e4d0b3f.mp3) ## [The End of the World](https://bonifaceoption.substack.com/p/the-end-of-the-world) _2026-05-04 · Boniface Option_ The Book of Revelation Is The Entire Bible In Microcosm [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/196449197/730ac98ed5b66048fbbdb1b30e4c53cc.mp3) ## [Spring 2026 Update From Whitleyville Reformation Church](https://bonifaceoption.substack.com/p/spring-2026-update-from-whitleyville) _2026-03-04 · Boniface Option_ Big Things Are Happening ## [The Ascension of Joseph (Genesis 41:1-57)](https://bonifaceoption.substack.com/p/the-ascension-of-joseph-genesis-411) _2026-03-03 · Boniface Option_ If You Want To Understand The Bible, You Need To Know The Book of Genesis ## [The Divine Double Witness of the Baker and Cupbearer (Genesis 40:1-22)](https://bonifaceoption.substack.com/p/the-divine-double-witness-of-the) _2026-02-02 · Boniface Option_ If You Want To Understand The Bible, You Need To Know The Book of Genesis ## [Christmas Update From Whitleyville Reformation Church](https://bonifaceoption.substack.com/p/christmas-update-from-whitleyville) _2025-12-17 · Boniface Option_ How you can help us in the year ahead ## [Faithful Slavery As The Path To Dominion (Genesis 39:1-23)](https://bonifaceoption.substack.com/p/faithful-slavery-as-the-path-to-dominion) _2025-12-04 · Boniface Option_ If You Want To Understand The Bible, You Need To Know The Book of Genesis ## [Tamar Did Nothing Wrong (Genesis 38:1-30)](https://bonifaceoption.substack.com/p/tamar-did-nothing-wrong-genesis-381) _2025-12-03 · Boniface Option_ If You Want To Understand The Bible, You Need To Know The Book of Genesis ## [Real SIMs for AI Agents (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/zs9CramRr3eD) _2025-12-03 · **Sponsored**_ Pass 2FA and verifications with real carrier numbers via our API. ## [No, Joseph Did Not Provoke The Treatment He Got From His Brothers (Genesis 37:1-36)](https://bonifaceoption.substack.com/p/no-joseph-did-not-provoke-the-treatment) _2025-12-02 · Boniface Option_ If You Want To Understand The Bible, You Need To Know The Book of Genesis ## [The Disinherited Nation (Genesis 36:1-43)](https://bonifaceoption.substack.com/p/the-disinherited-nation-genesis-361) _2025-11-12 · Boniface Option_ If You Want To Understand The Bible, You Need To Know The Book of Genesis ## [A Rolling Stone reporter asked me questions, these are my answers](https://bonifaceoption.substack.com/p/a-rolling-stone-reporter-asked-me) _2025-10-25 · Boniface Option_ An Email Interview ## [The Ritual Separation of Israel (Genesis 35:1-29)](https://bonifaceoption.substack.com/p/the-ritual-separation-of-israel-genesis) _2025-10-14 · Boniface Option_ If You Want To Understand The Bible, You Need To Know The Book of Genesis ## [The Rape of Dinah (Genesis 34:1-31)](https://bonifaceoption.substack.com/p/the-rape-of-dinah-genesis-341-31) _2025-10-13 · Boniface Option_ If You Want To Understand The Bible, You Need To Know The Book of Genesis ## [Peace Between Israel and Edom (Genesis 33:1-20)](https://bonifaceoption.substack.com/p/peace-between-israel-and-edom-genesis) _2025-10-06 · Boniface Option_ If You Want To Understand The Bible, You Need To Know The Book of Genesis ## [How You Can Help In The Struggle Ahead](https://bonifaceoption.substack.com/p/how-you-can-help-in-the-struggle) _2025-10-01 · Boniface Option_ An Update On What We Are Building In Tennessee ## [No, Jacob Was Not "Converted" At Peniel (Genesis 32:1-32)](https://bonifaceoption.substack.com/p/no-jacob-was-not-converted-at-peniel) _2025-09-26 · Boniface Option_ If You Want To Understand The Bible, You Need To Know The Book of Genesis ## [Jacob's Exodus From Pharaoh Laban (Genesis 30:25-31:21)](https://bonifaceoption.substack.com/p/jacobs-exodus-from-pharaoh-laban) _2025-09-18 · Boniface Option_ If You Want To Understand The Bible, You Need To Know The Book of Genesis ## [Play Both Sides Of The Lie (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/wR5pL47afG8r) _2025-09-18 · **Sponsored**_ Two operatives, one manufactured war — uncover the Complete Truth after both campaigns. ## [The Biblical Response to Heinous Evil](https://bonifaceoption.substack.com/p/the-biblical-response-to-heinous) _2025-09-16 · Boniface Option_ Judges 20:1-49