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Oh NO! How did this happen? (Hint: one of these clips is the actual cause of the bruise- the rest is…

Oh NO! How did this happen? (Hint: one of these clips is the actual cause of the bruise- the rest is just context for why I’m not too bothered by it)

In honor of the Min-Maxed fan who ate a lemon because we named the finale something really silly, I…

In honor of the Min-Maxed fan who ate a lemon because we named the finale something really silly, I present to you: my entry into the lemon eating one-upmanship!

How can I do this as a MAN?

How can I do this as a MAN? Honestly, platform heels are absolutely not my favourite thing to wear for pole, but they are deeply connected to the history and modern context of pole. And if by wearing them I can show some people that it’s OK to not fit the “standard” template of masculinity or femininity, then that’s worth a bit of extra effort!

I’m so glad you’ve enjoyed it so far, but I’m legitimately incredibly excited for everyone to see…

psychicbluebirdmiracle : Last episode of minmaxed is today I’m soooo not gonna be normal about this MY COMFORT SHOW I’M GONNA MISS YOU COME BACK FROM WAR SOON (Two months according to david)😭 I’m so glad you’ve enjoyed it so far, but I’m legitimately incredibly excited for everyone to see what we’ve cooked up for season 2! It was honestly SO fulfilling to get to play with live action…

How to dodge an arrow (if you have the requisite training and safety procedures!)

How to dodge an arrow (if you have the requisite training and safety procedures!)

This is… not a good idea.

This is… not a good idea. (Also if anyone suggests a rapier they legally have to watch the video again until you understand why that wouldn’t work)

How not to break your neck

How not to break your neck Aka Blum throws himself on the ground a bunch of times while talking You can find more about my upcoming shows and events here

Sellsword Arts asked me a silly question, so here’s a silly answer!

Sellsword Arts asked me a silly question, so here’s a silly answer! Featuring me and Neet

(Yes I know this isn’t how it should look, but today I’m here to talk about the version a lot of…

blumineck : Shooting through some axes like that guy in that film. (Yes I know this isn’t how it should look, but today I’m here to talk about the version a lot of people have just watched) Because the alternative is that I try to get my thoughts out and end up with a 38 minute YouTube breakdown of all the things I liked and disliked about the archery in the film

Shooting through some axes like that guy in that film.

Shooting through some axes like that guy in that film.

Be yourself as best you can whenever you can.

Be yourself as best you can whenever you can.

The Odyssey if the suitors were competent…

The Odyssey if the suitors were competent… Go Check out Neet - she’s awesome (her socials are at the bottom of the linked page if you want to see some of the training videos for this and other silliness)

I get why they do it, but if I picked up a bow and it sounded like this, I’d be signing up for the…

I get why they do it, but if I picked up a bow and it sounded like this, I’d be signing up for the shield wall instead!

I’ve got a lot of Thoughts™ about The Odyssey at the moment, but damnit Blum I’m an archer, not a…

I’ve got a lot of Thoughts™ about The Odyssey at the moment, but damnit Blum I’m an archer, not a film critic, so here’s something in my lane!

I have done some weird trickshots, and some difficult trickshots, but that last one is the most of…

I have done some weird trickshots, and some difficult trickshots, but that last one is the most of both I’ve ever put together!

This tickled me!

This tickled me! More of my content

I got to try some new archery, and I LOVE IT!

I got to try some new archery, and I LOVE IT! Huge thanks to Richard, Emily, Wojtek, and everyone else out here who let me learn with and from them, and were willing to put me on a horse with a bow. And massive thanks to Santos for letting me sit on his back and shoot arrows!

Another wild Stephanie Millinger trick shot: shooting arrows with your feet from a human flag!

Another wild Stephanie Millinger trick shot: shooting arrows with your feet from a human flag! But at least this time I’m not just copying her: I first did this a few years ago. But can I do it again?

How hard is it to dive in front of an arrow to save your loved one?

How hard is it to dive in front of an arrow to save your loved one? Feat: most of the cast of min-maxed (minus Jacques who apparently wants to look after his body, and Megan who wanted to let the boys have their moment) and several of their partners! Wouldn’t it be cool if you could watch a D&D game with these nerds… Min-Maxed

Tater thinks he can catch arrows better than Instructor Bensei. Is he right?

Tater thinks he can catch arrows better than Instructor Bensei. Is he right? Go check out season 1 of Min-Maxed before Season 2 hits (I can’t wait for y’all to see what we’ve been working on!)