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Blue Balls NYCFC

You've got Blue Balls! How lucky for you. Check in every week for rapturous pod talk on all things NYCFC. With NYC Hosts Jake Beckhard (@jakebecknation) and Trey Fillmore (@treyfillmore). "You guys are a good follow" -Brad Sims *MERCH: linktr.ee/blueballspod

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Episode 19: S12E19: Nico For-Kansas Mercau?

Are we turning the corner, Blue Ballers? Jake & Trey break down our first point in some time against the Revs and recent redcoat Jack Harrison. We talk keeper duels, Sands-y shore-ups, statement substitutions, and more. Plus: Prem prattle, playoff perversions, and primo player payola! Plus Plus: at a time of rising Canadian rage, we square off once again with Canada. Wipe up that maple syrup:…

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Episode 18: S12E18: Soggy Sloggy in Late Auggy

Don't open your veins just yet, NYCFC faithful. Come commiserate with your pals. We chat the brutal 2-3 loss to Philly and the misery in the 91st minute against Cincinnati. Plus rumors out of Romania, and your questions and comments. Plus: will Mr. Harrison jack three points from NYCFC? Or will New England find the pigeons Revolting? Put the safety back on that thing; you've got Blue Balls.

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Episode 17: S12E17: Murray Up and Wait

Say hello to our Luighi friend Blue Ballers, we got Leagues Cup x3 to chat about so Jake and Trey break that whole mess down. With a little bit on Nico's radio silence, Plucky Philly, and YOUR comments and questions? Strap on in, you've got Blue Balls.

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Episode 16: S12E16: Dropping 2 To Six With My Woes

Ugh! Yuck! Trey and Jake wade through the wet fart to recap a 1-1 draw against our northern neighbors, then talk Berg, Brad, Todd, ‘Had, and more. Plus, listen to Trey one-up me by pronouncing it “Em-Equis” as we talk Leagues Cup. Check your pretty privilege: you’ve got Blue Balls.

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Episode 15: S12E15: Mal's Go-al Corrals Pals' Morale

Six points in two games! This was not the NYCFC Jake and Trey expected to return to! We talk Malachi's big moment, the ice in the veins of the Iceman, a truly free Nico Fernandez, a gander at the Goose, and much more. Plus: Gotham ascendant and could Etihad Stadium become Luighi's Manison? And: Toronto, ever so briefly. Get a good seat on the ferry: you've got Blue Balls.

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Episode 14: S12E14: Thanks World, We'll Fake it From Here

Cup's over. We're back. Check the humidity report - you've got Blue Balls.

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Episode 13: S12E13: Bosnia Her Zegovina? I Hardly Know Her Zegovina!

It’s the World Cup, Blue Ballers, and the guys talk about it. Triggered???

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Episode 12: S12E12: Cup Runneth Over

Jake & Trey find a minute between matches to talk transfers/rumors, aussie assassination, the unbotchable poch, and much more in this world cup casual-cast. Don't let go of that barstool — you've got Blue Balls. (alt. title: Hentai Boys Trip)

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Episode 11: S12E11: Just Like A Perea, I’ll Take You There

Short one this week, blue ballers. Your fine fellows chat three lossless after seven winless and so much more, including a 1-1 draw in Jersey, the misery of a messed-up Maxi, halves that made us whole, and much more. Make sure to pack your neck pillow and your special cushion — you’ve got Blue Balls.

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Episode 10: S12E10: Keaton Ain’t Eatin’

Yer charming chuds chat seven winless matches and the balm in gilead we found in Harrison, New Jersey; the perpetually orphaned Nico, Australian ankles, misplaced Maxi, and more — plus a piteous precap of our date with the Crew and some teeth gritting and table setting for the final pre-cup weeks. Check the frozen foods aisle — you’ve got Blue Balls.

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Episode 9: S12E9: Prince UwUsu *notices ur goal*

Your soccer sots spill tea on NYCFC's one point out of six in the last two matches and the miserable turn a once-promising season has taken. We chat Farnos' first-time first-team start, the baleful boys at the back line, the ghost of Martinez, judgments on Jansen, and much more. Plus: will NYCFC cost Matt Freese his USMNT glory? And: can we wrench some momentum from an equally-miserable Red Bulls…

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Episode 8: S12E8: Good, Average, Poor Things

Yer cheeky chappies chat every hair-pulling minute of NYCFC’s 1-2 loss to a charmless Charlotte FC. We talk a Nico nipped in the bud, a baffled back line, a faithless front, and so much more. Plus: Pascal’s pugilism in the press. And: a warning about the wages of Cin. Make sure you keep your phone in your back pocket — you’ve got Blue Balls.

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