My cat Dobby and I have an unusual relationship. It's funny to read about if you don't have to live with him. Lucky you. There are other characters that drop by including TP a faerie, Furnatche a baby dragon, Tinkletoes a mercenary that works for baked goods as well as a host of others. Stop right here. Have a sit down, enjoy. *This is not always appropriate for children so read it over before letting them see it.
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“I’ve fought some of the meanest men out there. So what am I up against, poison apples? Lightning bolts coming out of their bony fingers?” “They’re goblins not witches!” House sniffles before continuing. “ Ancient ones. They don’t rely on poisons or vain displays of power. They climb into your brain, learn your fears and insecurities then slowly cover your thoughts in slimy, black goo until it…
Should I go back? No, don’t go back. Start fresh. “ Where are you going to begin?” Diomedes asks. “ If only I knew,” Writer Lady says. “ I’m sure your story will be flawless wherever you begin.” “ Thank you Diomedes, that’s always nice to hear.” Writer Lady looks out the window. Spring arrived in its own good time this year. In early May the weather was still too cool and dry to plant much of…
I would like to thank the crew of Firefly (Nathan Fillion, Alan Tudyk, Morena Baccarin, Jewel Staite, Sean Maher, Summer Glau and Gina Torres) for giving my characters something to do. This writer lady thanks you for leaving an opening for me to have a bit of fun this afternoon. - H. R. Apostos (Another Browncoat). “We’ve got your backs.” (TP giggles, holding up a plastic skeleton spine.) “Silly…
“The gazebo!” Writer Lady calls out. “And that bakery place across the road from it.” She looks at TP. “I need some help. I have one more thing I’ve always wanted to do.” TP and various ogres are busy passing around mugs of Magimoo Beer, a sweet chocolate milk concoction that has a layer of foam at the top reminiscent of root beer. Coming out of the gazebo TP flies across the road to the place…
A strong female voice echoes, “I got the power!” The opening notes of “I’ve Got The Power,” by Snap plays in the background. Writer Lady watches as her sword begins to glow, the light growing brighter, as it dims she realizes she’s no longer holding the same weapon. The light continues to dim until only the words inscribed on the blade are glowing. Everyone stops moving as they read the words,…
“You didn’t do the hair thing did you?” TP giggles, hiding his smile behind a hand. Writer Lady reaches up and confirms that TP did in fact do the hair thing. Her mouth begins moving, I come home in the morning light …by the time she gets to the first chorus Writer Lady finds herself and her um...entourage in the middle of a cobble stoned street in a brightly colored village on a float that…
“Kids don’t always understand what they’re wishing for,” she says as she dances up to a fireplace mantel across the room from where she started. “They know a lot about fun.” “Not everything.” Writer Lady counters. “Besides your idea of what’s fun changes as you do.” She says as she does the splits. She comments, “That’s going to hurt tomorrow,” as she returns to a standing position. “Can we do…
Writer Lady stretches in bed as she opens her eyes. Raising her arm she looks at her hand, the hilt of Excalibur rests in her palm. Unable to believe what she’s seeing she closes her eyes, when she opens them Excalibur is gone. Writer Lady sighs and gets out of bed. Another day of job hunting lies in front of her. More time spent trying to convince a bot she has something valuable to contribute.…
Carp looks at Writer Lady. “ It could be wors e. ” She offers. “If Daemon had come down with this it would have been worse.” “You’re forgetting one small detail.” Carp says. “The demon doesn't carry live ammo.” “ Daemon has really big horns. Pointy ones.” “ Tinkletoes has smoke bombs and hand grenades. Really Big Guns.” Carp counters. “ Daemon is really big.” Carp turns from the self-proclaimed…
Writer Lady steps into the hallway with Carp following close behind her. She continues down the hall, checking the bedrooms first. “House show me Dobby's room.” She calls to the ceiling. A door appears in front of her with a sign on it that reads: Real tough guys only. No Posers Allowed. Spots and Smudge this means you . A bright orange paw print signifies the end of the ginger tabby’s message.…