BREAKING: Kawhi Leonard Cap Scandal Sparks Release of “Uncle Dennis Rookie Cards” — Investors Already Calling Them the Next Honus Wagner

LOS ANGELES, CA — The NBA’s salary cap scandal involving Kawhi Leonard , Uncle Dennis , and the Clippers has officially spilled into the sports card industry, where chaos and eBay bidding wars are now unfolding faster than a Panini redemption collapse. Within hours of Pablo Torre ’s explosive podcast exposé , Topps announced the release of a limited-run “Cap Circumvention Collection” trading card…