Representing both celebs and pseudo-celebs makes for crazy days and nights..arrests, divorces, breakups and hookups, new deals and cancellations, A-D listers and everything in between..These are my stories..
The new Queen likes to say she was pressured and felt uncomfortable when she visited the dead pedo long after he got out of jail. Lets see. She did drugs and hooked up with other women while it was all being recorded, so maybe that is what made her uncomfortable.
It has been a very crazy summer and the killer actor and his thirsty wife did not leave it unscathed. Will they be even living together this school year? Things got pretty bad over the summer. Apparently, one of the ways he is breaking free is doing a charity gig which his wife didn't want him to do.
The one named country singer had to drop out. The list is long. The drugs and the drinking. The open marriage is taking its toll. Apparently, one or more of the women he has been hooking up with is threatening him about something. Another one says she is pregnant. He needs to go hide and get away from it all.
This Swedish singer says that the Illuminati have tried to come for her and her career which is why it has been so difficult fighting it alone. She won't give into their demands.
August 7, 2026 The pale ale singer might as well just permanently keep a plastic surgeon on retainer because the list of things she wants done before any wedding is a mile long. How does she have any surgeries left to do after what she has done the past few years. Madison Beer
August 7, 2026 Looks like the heroin flower/former performance art YouTuber-turned-probably A list metal frontwoman has been dedicating her song about abuse to the actor/singer/abuser on her current tour. Back in the day her band opened for the actor/singer's band and he would regularly f**k with their set times and length. Poppy/Titanic Sinclair/Jared Leto
August 7, 2026 Speaking of horror, this former A- list horror actress seems to have fallen off the face of the earth and is missing out on acting offers. Is it because the horse racing measurement actor is controlling her again? Monica Keena/Ed Furlong
This multi-decade legendary heartthrob has had several residences exposed online, along with a handful of other super-famous names.... This also includes the prestigious Los Feliz house that his lippy Millennial mini-me bought off of him. Someone might want to cause some drama... P.S. the realtors have been called out.
The latest hookup of this hockey actor sure does have a lot of fans on his adult DIY page. Probably not a long term relationship thing we are looking at here.
This actress/singer/host must have a team that hates her or she just chooses to ignore them. She would be A list right now if she would stop hanging out and enabling abusers.
This foreign born comic actor who stole the ideas of his main characters much like the Belgian beer singer steals songs, isn't going to pull his new movie. He thinks his fans will support him no matter what. Have his fans ever met him in person because they would surely not be fans after an interaction with him.
It took law enforcement action to finally put a stop to the elder abuse being inflicted on this permanent A list singer by her family. They wanted her out performing so they could collect the paychecks.
The reason the horrible reality star wants to homeschool is because she knows there would be huge attendance problems. She can't be bothered to wake up on time or to fit her schedule around school. And is turning on the television really homeschool?
August 6, 2026 From the headlines, you would think the awful human/actor/singer was up for a job and the new documentary canceled that. No, unlike Mattel, who gave him a job, the other director wanted no part of the stain that is the actor. Jared Leto/Assassination/Masters of the Universe/Barry Levinson
There have been no bets made. But, in a way it is also worse than the movie. The half brother and sister have been unnaturally close for their entire lives together. They tried to be thousands of miles away, but neither liked it. They like to be able to see each other every day. The sister has watched her brother have sex with multiple women. Did the sister help bring in women by making them feel…
August 6, 2026 The buzz about the dead blogger's book is just buzz. The estate is hoping someone will buy the rights to the book, but there wouldn't be a lot of demand for the actual gossip within the book. But, everyone loves seeing the trades owner sweat knowing of how much the blogger hated him. Nikki Finke
The alliterate one has lots of harsh words for the online photo site despite the fact she uses it every single day multiple times each day to try and grift. I can't wait to see what she has to say when she has to submit photos to be verified and she realizes she won't be able to use those half dozen Finsta accounts.
August 5, 2026 This former .04 NBA player forgot to mention the part where he was running away from a franchise because of all the women wanting to kill him. Derek Fisher/Utah
This yachting girlfriend of an A list athlete has a side hustle. The athlete barely pays her. But, she uses his name to recruit. She got lucky because one of the first people she recruited is an A list inspiration to lots of other female high school and college athletes. Our yachter/recruiter goes to events with this inspirational figure and gets phone numbers and Instagram handles of the most…
August 5, 2026 The middle of the week actress is aware of the backlash she faces for dating a serial abuser who’s over a decade older than her. Since her family and friends disapprove of him as well, she’s now taking steps to help him improve his image. She’s paying for his public relations efforts to mitigate the negative attention. However, they’re now attempting to conceal the fact that he even…
August 5, 2026 The former late night actor's team said he needed to show he was good and normal which is why you already see him with another woman. Pete Davidson
August 5, 2026 Airplane Thriller is desperately lying for clout by claiming her one-year-old son eats like the Nordic soccer player by being on a diet of raw milk, steak, liver, and honey, leaving people horrified that she's pushing dangerous food, loaded with high protein, raw bacteria, and botulism risks for a infant just for internet attention. Skai Jackson/Erling Haaland
The firm support one gives the A+ list north of the border actor for not wanting to make a sequel to the doll movie, quickly vanishes as you realize he wants to take yet another try at making a live action movie about the stone age family. All have been awful.
Speaking of drugs, the permanent A list golfer needs to go back and spend another two months in rehab. I think he missed the hookers while he was in there, but the place he went to does have an outpatient alternative.
Our cocaine loving singer has to stop or she will end up with a hole in her nose. It wouldn't be the first hole either, but the doctor told her no more repairs can be made. Not Paris Jackson.
At this point, you just have to come to the conclusion that the alliterate reality star who doesn't share the same father with any of her siblings is just addicted to plastic surgery.
Speaking of wine, this A list country singer with a drinking problem likes to have what he calls Tickle Pink night. He says there is nothing like some Tickle Pink to get to tickle some pink of some teenagers. Yeah, he belongs in jail.
August 4, 2026 It is no coincidence that the big talent agency has their hockey actors taking lots of photos together. Everyone stopped talking about the Nazi photos and the lost sponsorship deal with the bike company. CAA/Connor Storrie/Hudson Williams/Peleton
This past weekend there was a little party. One of the attendees was this former B+ list actress. Usually, I like to say almost A- list actress, but that wasn't really the case. The party started off with about twenty people and it was mostly for show. Think in terms of office holiday party. A little more close knit, but definitely office party vibes. One of those attendees doesn't even care they…
Speaking of Disney, it has always been Nick stories about grooming, but now the Mouse House is breaking and the grooming stories are coming out. A then 14 year old actress has come out and exposed them.
A lot of celebrities are going online who are the same age as the former Disney actress turned singer. They all say how mean the actress turned singer was, but the actress/singer gives zero f's about it and would do it the same way again.
The only thing missing from the new show of the alliterate reality star are little signs being held by each person on the show how much they charge to go yachting.
The obsessed actress didn't turn down the movie sequel offer because she didn't want to do it. She turned it down because they low balled the hell out of her. Go get your bag. You can do the artsy stuff later.
July 30, 2026 The showrunner/producer is trying to use interviews to get Disney to bite on his reboot idea. So far, it has been a no from them. Ryan Murphy/Glee
July 30, 2026 This fairly new addition to the late night cast is cheating on his girlfriend. He hits on women on social media all the time. His first name is the same as a movie starring a different late night cast member. Tommy Brennan/SNL/Tommy Boy/Chris Farley
July 30, 2026 This A- list country singer was once in a band not named after our singer, but after another singer. Anyway, our A- lister hates when you @ him online talking about all the times he has been drunk onstage. Chris Young
July 30, 2026 This actress who has seen better days and comes from an acting/celebrity family thought production companies would be fighting to give her a reality show about her upcoming nuptials. None of them give a crap. Annalynne McCord/Danny Cipriani
Despite her awful boyfriend buying nearly a million dollars worth of supply, the lingerie brand of the alliterate actress will probably fold to really poor sales.