Friday Five: Five Things That Made Me Laugh This Week

Hello, 9 year olds, I’m your English teacher. This Robert Frost poem is called “Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening”. It’s about a guy that wants to commit suicide but he can’t because he has chores to do — @AgingRanchHand

uhh yeah no shit, the cyclops were in sicily. — @romanhelmetguy

“when they started to let you mix and match the drinks... I got involved with that” — Ryan Coogler on Good Hang with Amy Poehler

“It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, and a copy of the Summa Theologiae.” — @FeserEdward

does anyone call you karmaduke? — @TheAndrewNadeau