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Beyond the Frame · Jan 30, 2026

Letter & Poem Found in a Tacky Golden Urn, From the Mother of a Future President

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The eleventh installment of AMERICA GONE WRONG, a monthly series of essays by Real Human American People (satire) documenting our great nation's decline, as generated with some help by an LLM

Still of Michael Böllner as Augustus Gloop in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)

To Whomever Finds This,


First off: congratulations. You really have excellent taste. You must, if you were drawn to a golden urn like a moth to a very expensive flame. I know exactly how you must have felt.


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