TWO HORROR FANS AND TWO RELUCTANT HORROR FANS TOUR MOVIES NEW AND OLD. WE DISCUSS TROPES, EFFECTS, AND, ALONG THE WAY, WE GENERATE THE RULES FOR SURVIVING A HORROR MOVIE.
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Beyond Night of the Living Dead (1990) Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Night of the Living Dead (1990) IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Tom Savini Written by: George A. Romero Released: 1990 Quote: “They’re us. We’re them, and they’re us.” Poll: Which ending do you prefer: the remake or the original? Rule: Just work together for the good of everyone. Don’t be a…
Beyond the Cabin Survived 2025 Beyond the Cabin in the Woods It's our annual recap episode! Your Polterguides look back on the year that was 2025, discussing our favorite episodes, top movies, and more. Also, we look forward to what’s coming up in 2026. Thanks for listening, and don’t forget to connect with us on Instagram , Facebook , Threads, or BlueSky ! Let us know about any movies we should…
Beyond The Carpenter's Son Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond The Carpenter’s Son IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Lotfy Nathan Written by: Lotfy Nathan Released: 2025 Quote: “Yes, I am wrecked! My faith has been shattered because of you!” Poll: Do you think they accomplished anything by not naming the main characters until the end? Rule: Don’t be Jesus? If you…
Beyond Mr. Brooks Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Mr. Brooks IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Bruce A. Evans Written by: Bruce A. Evans & Raynold Gideon Released: 2007 Quote: “‘What was your first time like?’ ‘You really don't want to know that much about me Mr. Smith.’” Poll: What happened to Earl’s parents? Rule: Close your curtains. If you enjoyed this, please…
Beyond The Witches (1990) Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond The Witches (1990) IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Nicolas Roeg Written by: Allan Scott, based on the book by Roald Dahl Released: 1990 Quote: “Witches work only with magic.” Poll: Is this movie antisemitic, misogynistic, homophobic? Rule: Don’t accept candy from strangers. If you enjoyed this, please…
Beyond Creature from the Black Lagoon Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Creature from the Black Lagoon IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Jack Arnold Written by: Harry Essex & Arthur A. Ross Released: 1954 Quote: “I can tell you something about this place. The boys around here call it ‘The Black Lagoon’ - a paradise. Only they say nobody has ever come back to prove…
Beyond Dangerous Animals Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Dangerous Animals IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Sean Byrne Written by: Nick Lepard Released: 2025 Quote: “God's down there. Where it all started. Where it all ends.” Poll: Was Moses necessary to this movie? Rule: Thumbs are negotiable. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee?…
Beyond Presence Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Presence IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Steven Soderbergh Written by: David Koepp Released: 2024 Quote: “Other than the Presence, the characters and events depicted in this motion picture are fictitious.” Poll: If ghosts can time travel, why is everything so terrible? Rule: Make smart choices. The stupid ones tend…
Beyond Weapons Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Weapons IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Zach Cregger Written by: Zach Cregger Released: 2025 Quote: “It might be just what I need.” Poll: Why doesn’t Gladys try to control Alex? Rule: There are plenty of solid hospice and nursing home options. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee?…
Beyond Aliens Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Aliens HORROR-ADJACENT SUITE IMDB Synopsis Directed by: James Cameron Written by: James Cameron Released: 1986 Quote: “I say we grease this rat-fuck son-of-a-bitch right now.”; “I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.”; “Maybe you haven't been keeping up on current…
