Hello humans!
Hope you’re galactically well and that you weren’t caught napping by the clocks going forwards early on Sunday morning. Actually I hope you were caught napping. That way you could earn the hour back. It’s confusing, isn’t it?
It’s certainly confused Richard Tice, the Dubai-loving deputy leader of Ipswich Town Reform UK. He sent a post on the platform formerly known as Twitter which read:
“PLEASE REMEMBER: the clocks go forwards an hour this Sunday, which means we will have one less hour of Labour ruining our country.”
Not only does this joke fail in terms of pure logic, it’s also a bit rich coming from a bloke whose entire manifesto is devoted to turning the clocks back, by about 80 years. What a prick.
And Mr Tice is an excellent place to start given the subject matter of this week’s newsletter, which will reveal the collective noun for a group of c***s.
Let’s have a look at who else has been making the charts, or as I like to call it, the Shit Parade.
[Treat yourself to a payday upgrade and join the funniest, most exciting, forward-looking and Binface-supporting satirical movement in the galaxy! Come on in, the water’s nice - because it hasn’t been privatised.]
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