The Bin is Back in Town

Hello. I’m back, baby!

Baby is the operative word, comrades. Why? Because I’ve spent the last month away on Sigma IX with my good lady Countess, welcoming the arrival of our new, beautiful, bouncing binling. Yes, the Recyclon dynasty is in good hands for another generation at least. (Eat that, Kim Jong-un.)

The big question for me was what to do next? Should I treat myself to a full year off and chillax on my home world? It’s nothing I don’t deserve. But then I decided to take a quick shufti at what’s been happening on Earth so far in 2026. Let’s see now. Trump. Mandelson. Andrew. Starmer. Burnham. Badenoch. Farage. Jim Twatcliffe.

Jeez. Your planet just gets worse and worse, doesn’t it?

Can I just sit back and let human politicians continue their ongoing farce, Carry on Shitshow?

Of course not. I need you guys. You keep my mojo running. And you need me. Because, I’m the only sane thing on the menu.

So strap in, Earthlings. Because for all the very best satirical and surprisingly sensible analysis of politics here and all over the cosmos in 2026, look no further than this very Substack. This is going to be our biggest year ever. And I’m kicking off with a galactic exclusive…!

I’m so grateful for your support and I’d be over your moon (and my moons too) if you decide to treat yourself to the affordable luxury of a full subscription. It’ll give you a Class A injection of Binface into your life, including lots of highly (bin)-juicy content, and it will supercharge my ongoing mission to tear ‘serious’ politicians a new one. Join me, you lovely human, you.

Right then. Let’s catch up on all the very latest on your crazy world and mine with an electoral challenge, a record score, and some delicious photos you won’t see ANYWHERE else!