'See you in Westminster, Binface' says Green MP

Hello humans!

Beware the Green-eyed monster! It’s advice that Othello should have heeded in that play, and which both Labour and Reform should have taken on board during the Gorton and Denton by-election campaign. Tut tut, Keir and Nige. Your guys took a hell of a beating.

Where to start with this incredible result? It’s like bloody Christmas. But let’s go top-down, as the bishop said to the cliché.

How about this for a crown jewel of a statistic? (It’s shining and shimmering just the other side of the paywall).

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