Disclosure: English is my third language and I can’t write for shit in any of them. I used AI to help me write this post. The research, teardown, reverse-engineering, and every technical finding here are entirely mine. The AI helped me say it without making your eyes bleed. If you’d rather argue about prose than NFC antenna multiplexing, this isn’t the post for you. I bought into…
Disclosure: English is my third language and I can’t write for shit in any of them. I used AI to help me write this post. The research, hardware identification, bandwidth math, OSINT, and conclusions are entirely mine. The AI helped me say it without making your eyes bleed. If you’d rather argue about prose than PCIe bottlenecks, this isn’t the post for you. Update (March 24):…
Update: 2026-03-28 Primo Toys support got back to me and sent replacement boards, which confirmed what the empty footprints were already hinting at: this is a different board revision with different silicon. The firmware situation was worse than expected. The code they publish doesn’t target this hardware at all, and the version that actually runs was sitting in a separate GitHub org like a bad…
The Pitch When NVIDIA announced the DGX Spark, a desktop box built on the GB10 chip with 128GB of unified memory, I was exactly the target audience. I run local inference for a side project that processes domain-specific documents, the kind where nuance matters and getting a detail wrong has consequences. My pipeline generates N candidate summaries in parallel, then runs each one through multiple…
bay41 is a maker workshop, part workbench, part lab notebook. I took apart my first thing when I was about four. It was a yellow Walkman. I couldn’t put it back together. Thirty-something years later, I usually can. On the writing: English is my third language and I can’t write for shit in any of them. I use AI to help me write these posts. The research, engineering, teardowns, builds,…