# Based Camp | Simone & Malcolm Collins Based Camp is a podcast exploring how humans process the world around them and the future of our species. We go into everything from human sexuality, to weird subcultures, dating markets, philosophy, and politics. Page: Feed: --- ## [1 A\*\*hole Can Make a Chud: Yukiwaru Tells All](https://basedcamppodcast.substack.com/p/1-ahole-can-make-a-chud-yukiwaru) _2026-08-20 · Based Camp | Simone & Malcolm_ Yukiwaru joins Based Camp after going viral for saying the quiet parts out loud: men can’t get periods, and tomboys are good. [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/211981647/884072536573f2ed20ff9fba97db5840.mp3) ## [Islam vs Cell Phones: Down 25% In 10 Years](https://basedcamppodcast.substack.com/p/islam-vs-cell-phones-down-25-in-10) _2026-08-19 · Based Camp | Simone & Malcolm_ In this episode of Based Camp, Malcolm and Simone Collins examine the rapid secularization underway in many Muslim-majority countries—often at a faster proportional rate than Christianity’s decline in the West. [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/211846747.mp3) ## [1/3 Cults Become A World Religion | Crazy Stats To Save Your People](https://basedcamppodcast.substack.com/p/13-cults-become-a-world-religion) _2026-08-18 · Based Camp | Simone & Malcolm_ NOTE: This episode has a companion guide with graphs, links, and stats—don’t miss it! [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/211700126/b4d5b603cfab6849ec0fa26e2c035aa6.mp3) ## [Hotel Manager: How Different Ethnic Groups Use Hotels](https://basedcamppodcast.substack.com/p/hotel-manager-how-different-ethnic) _2026-08-17 · Based Camp | Simone & Malcolm_ David Lorentzen is BACK—this time to share his behind-the-scenes experience as a Swedish hotel manager whose family has run hotels for over a decade. [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/211539525/5b8b29915432856c03b675c2cd80cc4b.mp3) ## [Can One Intentionally Build a Religion?](https://basedcamppodcast.substack.com/p/can-one-intentionally-build-a-religion) _2026-08-16 · Simone Collins_ To resist it is useless; it is useless to resist it. ## [Silliness: The Underrated Ingredient in Lasting Religions](https://basedcamppodcast.substack.com/p/silliness-the-underrated-ingredient) _2026-08-15 · Simone Collins_ But please... let's improve our costume construction techniques, people! ## [US Financial Data + $$$ + AI = Insane Scandals](https://basedcamppodcast.substack.com/p/us-financial-data-ai-insane-scandals) _2026-08-14 · Based Camp | Simone & Malcolm_ Brian Chau joins Malcolm and Simone Collins to reveal explosive findings from his new AI-powered investigative outlet, Effort.news. [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/211165498/ca2df323cf53a49b117dd02e2ec51fd3.mp3) ## [The Girl Gooner Apocalypse (Is A Good Thing?)](https://basedcamppodcast.substack.com/p/the-girl-gooner-apocalypse-is-a-good) _2026-08-13 · Based Camp | Simone & Malcolm_ In this episode, Malcolm and Simone go deep on the female gooning wave — the explosive rise of erotic romance novels and smut that now makes up a huge share of what women are actually reading. [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/211022747/fb4d7cfe86960ad4b40325132550ec97.mp3) ## [Genesis’ “Random” Numbers Map Directly to 10,000 Years (Unique Discovery)](https://basedcamppodcast.substack.com/p/genesis-random-numbers-map-directly) _2026-08-12 · Based Camp | Simone & Malcolm_ In this episode of deep biblical literalism, Malcolm and Simone Collins unpack Genesis 5–11 not as a list of impossibly long-lived individuals, but as a precise civilizational timeline and map. [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/210879805/cd2d4c5ef027224ef0a12db489b17a87.mp3) ## [US Indian Women Suffer High Rates of \_\_ (The Why is Hidden)](https://basedcamppodcast.substack.com/p/us-indian-women-suffer-high-rates) _2026-08-11 · Based Camp | Simone & Malcolm_ Simone and Malcolm examine the Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women, Girls, and Two-Spirit (MMIWG2S) movement and the dominant narrative that frames high rates of violence against Native women primarily as the legacy of settler colonialism, racism, and systemic failures. [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/210740692/62db1d0db0a942f6cd76332359af9bc1.mp3) ## [Transcript-Driven Stock Discovery (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/GrPQkgVjsjvo) _2026-08-11 · **Sponsored**_ Ranked, evidence-backed watchlists from indexed executive transcripts for 1–2 quarter horizons ## [The CIA Definitely Got Black Americans Hooked on Crack, Right?](https://basedcamppodcast.substack.com/p/the-cia-definitely-got-black-americans) _2026-08-11 · Simone Collins_ .... Right? ## [Does Genesis Argue NPCs Are Real? (Do Pre-Adamites Still Exist?)](https://basedcamppodcast.substack.com/p/does-genesis-argue-npcs-are-real) _2026-08-10 · Based Camp | Simone & Malcolm_ In this Based Camp Tract, Malcolm and Simone Collins tackle one of their most provocative religious questions: What does it actually mean to be “human” in God’s view? [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/210590533/74b52a3d88c3b53f83bf3d57737e4a84.mp3) ## [The Satisfying Irony of Unhinged "Holistic Psychologists"](https://basedcamppodcast.substack.com/p/the-satisfying-irony-of-unhinged) _2026-08-08 · Simone Collins_ A Lesbian thruple? Lawsuits? Stalking? Oh my! ## [Did Woke 2.0 Already Fail? An Evolutionary Anthropology of Woke](https://basedcamppodcast.substack.com/p/did-woke-20-already-fail-an-evolutionary) _2026-08-07 · Based Camp | Simone & Malcolm_ In this episode of Based Camp, Malcolm and Simone Collins break down the evolution of the culture wars — from Woke 1.0 (SJW/Tumblr era) to Woke 2.0 (post-George Floyd radicalism) and the rapid emergence of Woke 3.0: the anti-AI movement. [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/210215094/905a769c2d05bd331a5ca900ad2dd73a.mp3) ## [Black Humans vs. Gay Socialists: The DNC Civil War](https://basedcamppodcast.substack.com/p/black-humans-vs-gay-socialists-the) _2026-08-06 · Based Camp | Simone & Malcolm_ In this episode of Based Camp, Simone and Malcolm Collins unpack the Democratic Party’s multi-layered civil war and institutional mess. [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/210053480/97966bf4891da0ad8395b9af4b6015d5.mp3) ## [As Community Erodes, Women Find New Ways to Bully & Cheat](https://basedcamppodcast.substack.com/p/as-community-erodes-women-find-new) _2026-08-05 · Based Camp | Simone & Malcolm_ In this episode of Based Camp, Malcolm and Simone Collins unpack the “Cheating Coven” — the TikTok-to-business pipeline of proud cheaters who turned affairs into a coaching brand, private community, and alleged harassment operation. [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/209914444/f1d691c7009b6eb68bdc1ef801f3b9a1.mp3) ## [New Research: The Left Hates You WAY More than You Think](https://basedcamppodcast.substack.com/p/new-research-the-left-hates-you-way) _2026-08-04 · Based Camp | Simone & Malcolm_ & You Hate Them Less Than They Think [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/209771948/12d652cb0060e3986ad05ab810225e0d.mp3) ## [How Has No One Caught This In Fauci's COVID Diaries?](https://basedcamppodcast.substack.com/p/how-has-no-one-caught-this-in-faucis) _2026-08-03 · Based Camp | Simone & Malcolm_ In this episode of Based Camp, Simone and Malcolm Collins dive deep into the 1,141-page collection of Anthony Fauci’s private typewritten notes (December 2019–December 2022) released by Senator Rand Paul’s office. [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/209611210/e69af632970f47a42fa6359e4b1d8e1b.mp3) ## [99th Percentile Women: Are They Unapproachable? Doomed? Misunderstood?](https://basedcamppodcast.substack.com/p/99th-percentile-women-are-they-unapproachable) _2026-08-02 · Simone Collins_ As Malcolm frequently points out, we're framing the question all wrong ## [One Weird Trick That Gets Apocalypticists Out of Bed in the Morning](https://basedcamppodcast.substack.com/p/one-weird-trick-that-gets-apocalypticists) _2026-08-01 · Simone Collins_ Doctors hate him! ## [100,000 Bonus Points Await You (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/ugOkipl3PutQ) _2026-08-01 · **Sponsored**_ Earn 100,000 bonus points after spending $5,000 in the first 3 months. ## [Disability Reveal Parties: Society is Totally OK & Not Collapsing](https://basedcamppodcast.substack.com/p/disability-reveal-parties-society) _2026-07-31 · Based Camp | Simone & Malcolm_ Disability reveal parties are the new gender reveal — and they’re even more unhinged. [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/209241484/3d9694ad1916d144c6595f68bbc04b2f.mp3) ## [Book "Marry & Submit" Goes Viral (Leftists & Bishops Start Book Burning)](https://basedcamppodcast.substack.com/p/book-marry-and-submit-goes-viral) _2026-07-30 · Based Camp | Simone & Malcolm_ In this episode Malcolm and Simone discuss two massive bestsellers that took the Spanish-speaking world by storm: Marry and Be Submissive (for women) and its companion Lay Down Your Life for Her (for men). [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/209095171/42fb1b0741b094d01e06fae64bf0dfaa.mp3) ## [Again A Women Is Going to Jail For Insulting A Migrant Child R\_\_\_\_st (Who Again Got No Jail Time)](https://basedcamppodcast.substack.com/p/again-a-women-is-going-to-jail-for) _2026-07-29 · Based Camp | Simone & Malcolm_ Malcolm and Simone examine two recent cases in which white women received jail time for publicly confronting Black immigrants involved in child sexual assaults, while the perpetrators themselves faced little to no prison time. [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/208970917/babe80dce398902db78817d85a3ca585.mp3)