I am sure you have heard of how Trump hid in a catering truck in order to switch planes to an older military C-32A, on rumours that Iranians were targeting his official planes.
This was in Turkey at a NATO Summit. The Secret Service didn’t trust any of Trump’s usual planes — including the luxury 747 gifted by Qatar.
The most protected man in the world had to sneak out in a food truck.
He gave the cameras the full Air Force One photo op, waved like the world’s toughest man, then reportedly slipped out through an airport catering truck and transferred to the C-32A.
Big speech, big jet, secret exit.
An Iranian lego video animates the process.
However, he let journalists and his own staff take the “probably dangerous” (his words) flight on Air One anyway.
The only people he let on the safer plane with him were his blond nursemaid Natalie Harp and his chauffeur Walt Nauta.
Good help is hard to find.
The White House staff and traveling journalists boarded the official plane. They were told to lower their blinds.
The question that jumps forward immediately, is: why does he need a $600 million ballroom when a catering cart will do?
The online community had another question: The plane the President flies in is called Air Force One. The helicopter he flies in is Marine One. The car he rides in is The Beast.
What’s the call sign for the catering truck he hides in?
Here are some of the inspired suggestions:
TACO Truck
Hamburger One
Roach Coach One
Fart Cart
The POKE (as in ‘Pig in a Poke’)
Orange Chicken
The Big Mac
Chicken Chariot
PDFile Protector
Defecation One
The Fatmobile
BIFFA Big Ignorant Fucker From America
The Dump Truck
MoldMobile One
Snack Shack
Wussy One
AirFayre One
Dysentery Delivery Service
Kentucky Fraud Coward
Meal Team One
Chicken To Go
Air FARCE ONE
Diaper One
Door Dash
Catering One
Burger Bunker
Jackass In A Box
Buffet 1
Fatass One
Coward One
Epstein One
Taylor Farms One
Porta Potty One
Chicken Little’s Transport
Food Court One
Coward’s Carriage
…other thoughts can be found here.
It can all be summed up in this thought:
And I’m sure you have your own suggestions!
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