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Dispatches From the Bananas Republic · Jul 2, 2026

070226 Dispatch: 250 Years Ago "See Ya, England. Don't Wanna Be Ya"

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Al Perrotta · Dispatches From the Bananas Republic

It’s July 2, 2026 and a new nation is at hand.

As part of the America’s 250th, I’ve written three articles about the stories behind some of our most treasured patriotic songs.

Part One: Our Favorite Patriotic Tunes, Part 1 “God Bless America” vs. “This Land Is Your Land”
Part Two: “Our Favorite Patriotic Tunes, Part 2: 3 Songs Swiped From the Brits”
Part Three goes live on July 4th at 1 pm. It’ll be called “Calling on God.”

250 Years Ago Today, the 13 British Colonies Voted to Declare Independence From England

John Adams said he thought the day would be marked forever with parades and fireworks. “That is,” he said, “Until we start handing this new nation over to America-hating anti-Semitic fascists who make King George look like George Washington.” That’s what he said.

Actually, Adams did think July 2nd would be the day we would celebrate annually. Not the Fourth, which was the day the Declaration of Independence document was approved. But Thomas Jefferson had a better publicist.

Adams also predicted Taylor and Travis were just a fling and would never last more than a month.

“SACRED HONOR”: Tonight at 8 pm, the Daily Signal will be premiering a new documentary on vote for Independence and crafting of the Declaration. It’ll be at the Daily Signal site, YouTube, X and all over the place. Got to see it Tuesday night, and though the car chases through Philadelphia were a bit much, it’s really good and really worth a watch.

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Holding Wedding This Weekend in Madison Square Garden?

Unless it’s one big fake-out and they’re getting hitched in an Elvis chapel in Vegas.

Would Swift spend all this money making it look like the Garden is the spot just to throw off the paparazzi? That would be her slickest move since dumping country music for pop. Then again, who doesn’t love a Garden wedding?

Supposedly, the couple is having a rehearsal today, with a bigger 1,000 guest wedding tomorrow. Or 100 guests and 900 of her ex’s.

With pay-per-view special to follow. I think I’m kidding.

Trivia buffs: Swift and Kelce wouldn’t be the first celebrity wedding at Madison Square Garden. Music legend Sly Stone married Kathy Silva on stage in 1974 right before a Sly and the Family Stone show. That marriage went “Boom-lacka-lacka-lacka” after two years.

Two Daredevil Lovebirds Climb to Top of Empire State Building

They unfolded a sign: “Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself”

Actually, the sign said ““When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace.”

The man and woman, Ivan Kuznetsov, 32, and Angelina Nikolau, 33, then climbed down from the radio tower, and he proposed. Then as they were leaving they ran into this guy from Seattle and a blonde from Detroit … and a precocious little kid who left his bag on the observation deck.

That’s one case where we hope they don’t take the plunge.

Village People Singer-Leader Victor Willis Passes Away at the Age of 74

The only cop the Left tolerated. Well, until he started singing for Trump.

Who knew “YMCA” would replace “Hail to the Chief” as a president’s exit music?

The Great American State Fair

For the Left, watching Americans and tourists enjoying themselves is like daylight to a vampire.

How about that Ferris wheel? No one’s been that high in Washington since Hunter left town.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the Mall, Ilhan Omar is hosting the Great American Satan Fair.

U.S. Beats Bosnia-Herzegovina 2-0 to Advance in World Cup, Despite an Awful Red Card That Left Them Short a Player for 40 Minutes

And instantly millions of casual soccer fans became experts on FIFA officiating.

After the Victory, Team USA led crowd in singing along to John Denver’s “Take Me Home, Country Roads

Who had on their bingo card John Denver being the hottest act in music this year?

Good. John Denver is the most underappreciated American musical artist of late 20th Century. Was considered a joke, never taken seriously, certainly not fawned over like other singer-songwriters of the era. They focused on the “Far Out,” aw shucks personality, the granny glasses, the mop-top blonde hair. Not the music. The lyrics. C’mon, “You know he’d be a poorer man if he never saw an eagle fly,” “But the dawn is breaking, it’s early morn. The taxi’s waiting, blowin’ its horn. Already I’m so lonesome I could cry.”

And …

Well, I guess there were some hard times
And I’m told some years were lean
They had a storm in 47
A twister came and stripped ‘em clean

He lost the farm and lost his family
He lost the wheat and lost his home
But he found the family Bible
A faith as solid as a stone

That’s some writing right there.

Til next time…

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