# Dispatches From the Bananas Republic Quips and commentary on these crazy times Page: Feed: --- ## [081726 Dispatch: Hollywood Wrecks a 'Hero,' Caitlyn Jenner Wrecks WNBA 'Hypocrisy'](https://bananasrepublic.substack.com/p/081726-dispatch-hollywood-wrecks) _2026-08-17 · Al Perrotta_ It’s Monday, August 17 and a new dispatch is in hand. ## [081426 Dispatch: White House Needs Press Secretary, WNBA Needs Help Defining "Women"](https://bananasrepublic.substack.com/p/081426-dispatch-white-house-needs) _2026-08-14 · Al Perrotta_ It’s Friday, August 14, 2026, and somebody’s back from vacationing in the 18th Century. ## [080526 Dispatch: Cancel Thanksgiving? And America?](https://bananasrepublic.substack.com/p/080526-dispatch-cancel-thanksgiving) _2026-08-05 · Al Perrotta_ It’s Wednesday, August 5, 2026 and a new dispatch is in hand. ## [080326 Dispatch: WNBA's Weird War on Women While Candidate Canoodles With His Cousin](https://bananasrepublic.substack.com/p/080326-dispatch-wnbas-weird-war-on) _2026-08-03 · Al Perrotta_ It’s Monday, August 3, 2026 and a new dispatch is in hand ## [073126 Dispatch: Huh? Women's Sports Team Owner Accosts Girls for Supporting Women's Sports](https://bananasrepublic.substack.com/p/073126-dispatch-huh-womens-sports) _2026-07-31 · Al Perrotta_ It’s July 31, 2026 and a new dispatch is in hand. ## [072926 Dispatch: No Butt-Dialing Streisand Today, as Fauci Faces the Music](https://bananasrepublic.substack.com/p/072926-dispatch-no-butt-dialing-streisand) _2026-07-29 · Al Perrotta_ It’s July 29, 2026, and a new dispatch is in hand, and hopefully, a public reckoning for the evil Dr. ## [072726 Dispatch: Fauci Diary Reveals Megalomaniac Who Lied to American People](https://bananasrepublic.substack.com/p/072726-dispatch-fauci-diary-reveals) _2026-07-27 · Al Perrotta_ It’s July 27, 2026 and a new dispatch is in hand. ## [072426: Sophie Doubles Down, While Caitlin Clark Accused of Getting Black Folks Lynched](https://bananasrepublic.substack.com/p/072426-sophie-doubles-down-while) _2026-07-24 · Al Perrotta_ It’s July 24, 2026 and a new dispatch is in hand. ## [072126 Dispatch: 'Explosive Diarrhea' Plagues US ... But Enough About the Democratic Socialists](https://bananasrepublic.substack.com/p/072126-dispatch-explosive-diarrhea) _2026-07-21 · Al Perrotta_ It’s Tuesday, July 21, and a new dispatch is in hand. ## [BANANAS SPECIAL: Why Trump's 2020 Speech Tonight Matters](https://bananasrepublic.substack.com/p/bananas-special-why-trumps-2020-speech) _2026-07-16 · Al Perrotta_ A special article about tonight’s speech by Trump detailing efforts in 2020 to interfere in the election. ## [Browse ThreatCrush Modules (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/unDdvR33Wf6B) _2026-07-16 · **Sponsored**_ Install community-built security modules to extend real-time threat intelligence and monitoring ## [071526 Dispatch: Trump to Talk 2020 Election Interference, Media Already Wetting Itself](https://bananasrepublic.substack.com/p/071526-dispatch-trump-to-talk-2020) _2026-07-15 · Al Perrotta_ It’s July 15, and a new dispatch is in hand. ## [071326 Dispatch: Losing Lindsey, Regaining Mitch?](https://bananasrepublic.substack.com/p/071326-dispatch-losing-lindsey-regaining) _2026-07-13 · Al Perrotta_ It’s Monday, July 13, and a new dispatch is in hand. ## [071026 Dispatch: Mamdani Erases Little Italy](https://bananasrepublic.substack.com/p/071026-dispatch-mamdani-erases-little) _2026-07-10 · Al Perrotta_ It’s Friday, July 10, 2026 and a new dispatch is in hand. ## [070826 Dispatch: BREAKING: Trump Says Deal With Iran Is "Over"](https://bananasrepublic.substack.com/p/070826-dispatch-breaking-trump-says) _2026-07-08 · Al Perrotta_ It’s July 8, 2026 and a new dispatch is in hand. ## [070626: USA! USA! World Cup and 250 Excitement Continues](https://bananasrepublic.substack.com/p/070626-usa-usa-world-cup-and-250) _2026-07-06 · Al Perrotta_ It’s Monday, July 6, 2026 and a new dispatch is in hand. ## [070226 Dispatch: 250 Years Ago "See Ya, England. Don't Wanna Be Ya"](https://bananasrepublic.substack.com/p/070226-dispatch-250-years-ago-see) _2026-07-02 · Al Perrotta_ It’s July 2, 2026 and a new nation is at hand. ## [062426 Dispatch: How the Reflecting Pool Obsessives Are Like OJ's Dream Team](https://bananasrepublic.substack.com/p/062426-dispatch-how-the-reflecting) _2026-06-24 · Al Perrotta_ And there ain't no cure for World Cup Fever! ## [062226 Dispatch: Summer's Here and the Time is Right for World Cup Visitors Dancing in the Streets](https://bananasrepublic.substack.com/p/062226-dispatch-summers-here-and) _2026-06-22 · Al Perrotta_ It’s Monday, June 22, and a new summer is officially here. ## [061926 Dispatch: Iran Deal Signed, But Already a Mess ... Tulsi Nails Fauci on Her Final Day](https://bananasrepublic.substack.com/p/061926-dispatch-iran-deal-signed) _2026-06-19 · Al Perrotta_ It’s Friday, June 19, 2024 and a new dispatch is in hand. ## [Find it on Amazon (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/SYFxScOHkbDu) _2026-06-19 · **Sponsored**_ Open the Amazon product listing to see details and availability ## [061726 Dispatch: Vance Wrangles With the Cats on 'The View' ... and What's This About an America 250 T-shirt?](https://bananasrepublic.substack.com/p/061726-dispatch-vance-wrangles-with) _2026-06-17 · Al Perrotta_ It’s Wednesday, June 17, 2026 and a new dispatch is in hand.